Red light indicates doors are secured
[00:08.72] We'll ask if we can have six in,
[00:10.97] if not, we'll have to have two.
[00:12.98] Well, you're coming up at our end aren't you?
[00:15.23] So I'll get one with you.
[00:17.23] Won't he let us have six in?
[00:19.49] Especially not with the food.
[00:21.75] He could have just told us no, though,
[00:23.76] he didn't have to be rude
[00:26.01] You see her with the green dress?
[00:28.26] She talked to me at the bar.
[00:30.26] Well, how come it's already two-pound fifty?
[00:32.52] We've only gone about a yard.
[00:34.78] Didn't you see she were gorgeous?
[00:36.78] She were beyond belief.
[00:38.54] But this lad at the side, drinking his Smirnoff Ice,
[00:40.29] came and paid for her Tropical Reef
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[00:42.95] And I'm sitting going backwards,
[00:44.71] and I didn't want to leave.
[00:47.22] I said: "It's High Green, mate,
[00:48.72] via Hillsborough, please".
[00:50.74] a
[00:58.75] Well, how funny were that sketch earlier,
[01:01.00] up near that taxi rank?
[01:03.01] Oh, no, you would have missed it,
[01:04.76] think it were when you went to the bank.
[01:07.01] These two lads squaring up proper shouting:
[01:09.52] "I were next in the queue".
[01:12.02] The kind of thing that'd seem so silly,
[01:13.52] but not when they've both had a few.
[01:15.52] Well, calm down, temper, temper,
[01:17.78] you shouldn't get so annoyed,
[01:20.03] well, you're acting like a silly little boy.
[01:24.29] Oh, they wanted to be men,
[01:25.79] and do some fighting in the street.
[01:28.55] He said: "No surrender,
[01:30.05] no chance of retreat"
[01:31.80] a
[01:57.10] And so why are they in the taxi?
[01:59.36] 'Cause I didn't want to leave,
[02:01.12] I said: "It's High Green, mate,
[02:03.12] via Hillsborough, please!"
[02:05.38] a
[02:12.89] Drunken plots hatched to jump it,
[02:15.15] ask around, "Are you sure?"
[02:16.90] Went for it, but the red light was showing,
[02:18.41] and red light indicates doors are secure.
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