#SELFIE

[00:05.85] When Jason was at the table

[00:09.11] I kept on seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl

[00:11.61] Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?

[00:13.61] Because he was totally texting me all night last night

[00:17.01] And I don't know if it's a booty call or not

[00:18.99] So, like what do you think?

[00:21.00] Did you think that girl was pretty?

[00:22.26] How did that girl even get in here?

[00:24.75] Did you see her?

[00:25.91] She's so short and that dress is so tacky

[00:28.14] Who wears cheetah?

[00:29.38] It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime Sadness?

[00:32.15] After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?

[00:34.88] I really need one

[00:35.63] But first,

[00:36.64] Let me take a selfie

[01:10.26] Can you guys help me pick a filter?

[01:11.76] I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia

[01:12.26] I wanna look tan

[01:13.26] What should my caption be?

[01:14.26] I want it to be clever

[01:15.26] How about "Livin' with my bitches, Hashtag live"

[01:17.01] I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes

[01:19.76] Do you think I should take it down?

[01:21.01] Let me take another selfie

[01:52.51] Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie

[01:55.27] What a creep

[01:56.51] Is that guy sleeping over there?

[01:58.00] Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on

[02:00.01] That's so ratchet

[02:01.27] That girl is such a fake model

[02:03.51] She definitely bought all her Instagram followers

[02:05.26] Who goes out on Mondays?

[02:07.01] Ok, let's go take some shots

[02:09.01] Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up

[02:12.01] Oh wait, never mind I'm fine

[02:14.00] Let's go dance

[02:15.25] There's no vodka at this table

[02:17.01] Do you know anyone else here?

[02:18.02] Oh my god, Jason just texted me

[02:20.01] Should I go home with him?

[02:21.26] I guess I took a good selfie

[02:29.26] Let me take a selfie