Rap Devil

[00:14.06] Oh my god, Ronny

[00:16.02] Ayy somebody grab him some clippers (Zzz)

[00:18.05] His fucking beard is weird

[00:19.30] Tough talk from a rapper paying millions for security a year

[00:22.31] "I think my dad's gone crazy," yeah Hailie you right

[00:25.32] Dad's always mad cooped up in the studio yelling at the mic

[00:28.77] You're sober and bored, huh (I know)

[00:30.52] About to be 46 years old, dog

[00:32.54] Talkin' bout "I'ma call up Trick Trick"

[00:34.09] Man you sound like a bitch, bitch

[00:35.32] Man up and handle your shit (Ugh)

[00:37.08] Mad about something I said in 2012

[00:38.52] Took you six years and a surprise album just to come with a diss

[00:41.52] Homie we get it, we know that you're the greatest rapper alive

[00:44.31] Fucking dweeb, all you do is read the dictionary and stay inside

[00:47.59] Fuck Rap God, I'm the Rap Devil

[00:49.02] Coming bear face with a black shovel

[00:50.79] Like the Armageddon when the smoke settle

[00:52.33] His body next to this instrumental

[00:54.02] I'm saying

[00:54.81] I'm sick of them sweatsuits and them corny hats, let's talk about it

[00:57.27] I'm sick of you being rich and you still mad, let's talk about it

[01:00.59] Both of us single dads from the Midwest, we can talk about it

[01:03.80] Or we could get gully I'll size up your body and put some white chalk around it

[01:07.27] Let's talk about the fact you actually blacked balled a rapper that's twice as young as you (Let's talk about it)

[01:10.55] Let's call Sway, ask why I can't go on Shade 45 because of you (Brr)

[01:13.53] Let's ask Interscope how you had Paul Rosenberg trying to shelf me (Huh?)

[01:16.53] Still can't cover up the fact your last four albums is as bad as your selfie

[01:19.80] Now tell me, what do you stand for? (What?)

[01:21.53] I know you can't stand yourself (No)

[01:23.35] Trying to be the old you so bad you Stan yourself (Ha)

[01:26.02] Let's leave all the beefing to 50 (Please)

[01:27.80] Em you're pushing 50

[01:29.78] Why you claiming that I'ma call Puff?

[01:31.34] When you the one that called Diddy (Facts)

[01:33.05] Then you went and called Jimmy (Facts)

[01:34.78] They conference called me in the morning (What?)

[01:36.28] They told me you mad about a tweet

[01:37.58] You wanted me to say sorry (What?)

[01:39.30] I swear to God I ain't believed him (Nah)

[01:40.78] Please say it ain't so (No)

[01:42.35] The big bad bully of the rap game can't take a fucking joke

[01:45.54] Oh you want some fucking smoke (What?)

[01:47.06] But not literally, you'll choke

[01:49.02] Yeah I'll acknowledge you're the GOAT

[01:50.27] But I'm the Gunner bitch, I got you in the scope (Brra)

[01:52.02] Don't have a heart attack now (No)

[01:53.58] Somebody help your mans up (Help)

[01:55.52] Knees weak of old age

[01:56.60] The real Slim Shady can't stand up

[01:58.57] I'm sick of them sweatsuits and them corny hats, let's talk about it

[02:01.52] I'm sick of you being rich and you still mad, let's talk about it

[02:05.02] Both of us single dads from the Midwest, we can talk about it

[02:08.03] Or we could get gully I'll size up your body and put some white chalk around it

[02:11.05] Hello Marshall, my name's Colson

[02:13.02] You should go back to Recovery

[02:14.52] I know your ego is hurting just knowing that all of your fans discovered me (Hi)

[02:17.52] He like "Damn, he a younger me

[02:19.05] Except he dresses better and I'm ugly

[02:20.56] Always making fun of me"

[02:21.83] Stop all the thuggery Marshall, you living in luxury (Damn)

[02:24.02] Look what you done to me, dropped an album just because of me

[02:26.29] Damn, you in love with me

[02:27.32] You got money but I'm hungry

[02:28.27] I like the diss but you won't say those lyrics out in front of me

[02:30.28] Shout out to every rapper that's up under me

[02:31.56] Know that I'll never do you like this fuckery

[02:33.81] Still bitter after everyone loves you

[02:35.60] Pull that wedgie out your dungarees (Hey)

[02:37.13] I gotta respect the OGs and I know most of 'em personally (Aye)

[02:39.82] But you're just a bully acting like a baby so I gotta read you a nursery (Nursery)

[02:43.52] I'm the ghost of the future and you're just Ebenezer Scrooge (Facts)

[02:46.30] I said on Flex, anyone could get it

[02:48.27] I ain't know it would be you

[02:50.02] I'm sick of them sweatsuits and them corny hats, let's talk about it

[02:52.80] I'm sick of you being rich and you still mad, let's talk about it

[02:56.05] Both of us single dads from the Midwest, we can talk about it

[02:59.03] Or we could get gully I'll size up your body and put some white chalk around it

[03:02.33] Riding shotty cause I gotta roll this dope

[03:05.82] It's a fast road when your idols become your rivals

[03:09.80] Never hesitate to say it to your face, I'm an asshole

[03:13.52] Bitch ass motherfucker

[03:14.27] Oh my god, Ronny

[03:15.05] We know you get nervous, Rabbit

[03:16.53] I see momma's spaghetti all over your sweater

[03:18.08] I wish you would lose yourself on the record that you made a decade ago, they were better

[03:21.02] According to them you're a national treasure

[03:23.27] To me you're as soft as a feather

[03:24.58] The type to be scared to ask Rihanna for her number, just hold her umbrella-ella-ella

[03:27.80] "I'm not afraid," okay Oscar the Grouch, chill on the couch (Fuck)

[03:31.27] You got an Oscar, damn can anyone else get some food in their mouth? (For real)

[03:34.52] They made a movie about you, you're in everybody's top ten

[03:37.27] You're not getting better with time

[03:39.04] It's fine Eminem, put down the pen

[03:40.27] Or write an apology about the simple fact you had to write a diss to acknowledge me

[03:43.79] I am the prodigy, how could I even look up to you

[03:46.27] You ain't as tall as me

[03:47.33] 5'8" and I'm 6'4"

[03:49.02] Seven punches hold your head still

[03:50.54] Last time you saw 8 Mile was at home on a treadmill

[03:53.77] You were named after a candy

[03:55.27] I was named after a gangster (brr)

[03:57.07] And don't be a sucker and take my verse off of Yelawolf's album, thank you (Thank you)

[04:00.02] I just wanna feed my daughter

[04:02.10] You tried to stop the money to support her

[04:03.02] You the one always talk about the action

[04:04.52] Text me the addy, I'm pulling up scrappy

[04:05.80] And I'm by fucking myself, what's happenin'?

[04:07.78] EST captain, salute me or shoot me

[04:09.52] That's what he's gonna have to do to me when he realizes there ain't shit he could do to me

[04:13.07] Everybody always hated me, this isn't anything new to me

[04:16.10] Yeah there's a difference between us, I got all of my shit without Dre producing me (Aye)

[04:19.57] I know you're not used to me

[04:20.53] Usually one of your disses should ruin me

[04:22.52] But bitch I'm from Cleveland, everybody quiet this evening, I'm reading the eulogy (Shh)

[04:25.52] Dropped an album called Kamikaze, so that means it killed him

[04:28.58] Already fucked one rapper's girl this week, don't make me call Kim

[04:32.27] I'm sick of them sweatsuits and them corny hats, let's talk about it

[04:35.52] I'm sick of you being rich and you still mad, let's talk about it

[04:38.52] Both of us single dads from the Midwest, we can talk about it

[04:41.60] Or we could get gully I'll size up your body and put some white chalk around it