We Made You

[00:05.48] Guess who? D'you miss me?

[00:08.80] Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus!

[00:11.31] When you walked through the door (Woo!)

[00:13.12] It was clear to me (Clear to me)

[00:15.06] You’re the one they adore

[00:17.33] Who they came to see (Who they came to see)

[00:19.64] You’re a rock star (Baby) (Yeah)

[00:21.63] Everybody wants you (Everybody wants you)

[00:24.37] Player, who can really blame you? (Who can really blame you?)

[00:26.38] We’re the ones who made you

[00:32.68] Ahem, back by popular demand

[00:34.12] Now pop a little Zantac for antacid if you can

[00:36.42] You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand?

[00:39.00] How does it feel? Is it fantastic? Is it grand?

[00:40.95] Well, look at all the massive masses in the stands

[00:42.93] "Shady, man, no, don't massacre the fans!"

[00:44.94] Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man

[00:46.95] She stomped him, just ‘cause he asked to put his hands

[00:48.98] On her massive gluteus maximus again

[00:52.16] Squeeze it, then squish it, then pass it to a friend

[00:53.32] Can he come back as nasty as he can?

[00:55.30] Yes, he can-can; don't ask me this again

[00:57.59] He does not mean to lesbian offend

[00:59.53] But Lindsay, please come back to seeing men

[01:01.55] Samantha's a 2; you're practically a 10

[01:03.57] I know you want me, girl, in fact, I see you grin

[01:06.08] Now come in, girl

[01:08.08] When you walked through the door (Woo!)

[01:09.53] It was clear to me (Clear to me)

[01:10.40] You’re the one they adore

[01:12.42] Who they came to see (Who they came to see)

[01:13.56] You’re a rock star (Baby)

[01:16.38] Everybody wants you (Everybody wants you)

[01:19.20] Player, who can really blame you? (Who can really blame you?)

[01:21.21] We’re the ones who made you

[01:27.40] The enforcer, looking for more women to torture

[01:29.13] Walk up to the cutest girl and charley-horse her

[01:31.40] Sorry, Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres

[01:33.41] Have that I don't? Are you telling me tenderness?

[01:35.71] Well, I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman

[01:37.43] Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine

[01:39.73] And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner, then

[01:41.74] Nail her, baby, say hello to my little friend!

[01:43.73] Brit, forget K-Fed, let's cut off the middleman

[01:45.99] Forget him or you're gonna end up in the hospital again

[01:48.02] And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge

[01:50.33] Forget them other men, girl, pay them little attention

[01:52.64] And little did I mention that Jennifer's in

[01:54.95] Love with me, John Mayer, so sit on the bench

[01:56.68] Man, I swear them other guys, you give 'em an inch

[01:59.20] They take a mile; they got style, but it isn't Slim

[02:01.13] When you walked through the door (Woo!)

[02:01.99] It was clear to me (Clear to me)

[02:04.26] You’re the one they adore

[02:06.29] Who they came to see (Who they came to see)

[02:08.77] You’re a rock star (Baby)

[02:10.42] Everybody wants you (Everybody wants you)

[02:14.16] Player, who can really blame you? (Who can really blame you?)

[02:17.48] We’re the ones who made you

[02:22.02] And that's why, my love

[02:23.46] You'll never live without

[02:25.44] I know you want me, girl

[02:27.42] 'Cause I can see you checking me out

[02:29.94] And baby, you know

[02:31.92] You know you want me too

[02:33.93] Don't try to deny it, baby

[02:35.65] I'm the only one for you (*fart*)

[02:39.08] Damn, girl, I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa

[02:40.20] Why should I wash my filthy mouth out?

[02:42.71] You think that's bad, you should hear the rest of my album

[02:44.61] Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia

[02:47.21] Man, Cash, I don't mean to mess with your gal, but

[02:48.94] Jessica Alba put her breasts on my mouth (Blup!)

[02:51.23] Wowzers! I just made a mess in my trousers

[02:53.25] And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis

[02:55.56] "Lord, help us, he's back in his pink Alf shirt

[02:57.29] Looking like someone shrinked his outfit!"

[02:59.80] I think he's 'bout to flip, Jessica

[03:01.81] Rest assured Superman's here to rescue ya

[03:03.74] Can you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your Blake

[03:06.05] Matter of fact, bake me a birthday cake

[03:07.78] With a saw blade in it to make my jailbreak

[03:09.80] Baby, I think you just met your soulmate

[03:12.63] Now break it down, girl

[03:13.78] When you walked through the door (Woo!)

[03:14.93] It was clear to me (Clear to me)

[03:16.07] You’re the one they adore

[03:19.24] Who they came to see (Who they came to see)

[03:20.67] You’re a rock star (Baby)

[03:22.36] Everybody wants you (Everybody wants you)

[03:25.52] Player, who can really blame you? (Who can really blame you?)

[03:28.70] We’re the ones who made you

[03:35.30] So baby

[03:36.73] Baby, get down, down, down

[03:37.81] Baby, get down, down, down

[03:38.96] Baby, get down, down, down

[03:39.82] Baby, get down, get down

[03:41.81] Baby, get down, down, down

[03:44.04] Baby, get down, down, down

[03:46.05] Baby, get down, down, down

[03:47.99] Baby, get down, get down

[03:50.30] Oh Amy! Rehab never looked so good!

[03:55.70] I can't wait, I'm going back

[03:57.10] Ha-ha, woo!

[03:59.35] Dr. Dre! 2020!

[04:05.44] Yeah!