Ex-wives
[00:06.61] Divorced
[00:08.86] Beheaded
[00:11.56] Died
[00:18.61] Divorced
[00:21.86] Beheaded
[00:24.12] Survived
[00:29.61] And tonight, we are
[00:35.61] Live
[00:40.36] Listen up let me tell you a story
[00:43.36] A story that you think you've heard before
[00:46.61] We know you know our names and our fame and our faces
[00:50.11] Know all about the glories and the disgraces
[00:53.60] I'm done 'cause all this time
[00:56.61] I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme
[01:00.36] So I picked up a pen and a microphone
[01:04.11] History's about to get overthrown
[01:07.36] Divorced
[01:08.61] Beheaded
[01:09.11] Died
[01:11.11] Divorced
[01:11.86] Beheaded
[01:12.61] Survived
[01:14.61] But just for you tonight
[01:17.61] We're divorced, beheaded, live!
[01:21.61] Welcome to the show, to the historemix
[01:24.86] Switching up the flow as we add the prefix
[01:28.36] Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
[01:35.61] Raising up the roof 'til we hit the ceiling
[01:39.11] Get ready for the truth that we'll be revealing
[01:42.61] Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
[01:50.63] But now we're
[01:51.86] Ex-Wives
[02:00.86] All you ever hear and read about
[02:03.86] Is our ex and the way it ended
[02:07.12] But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush
[02:10.62] You're gonna find out how we got, unfriended
[02:14.36] Tonight we're gonna do ourselves justice
[02:17.86] 'Cause we're taking you to court
[02:21.11] And every Tudor rose has its thorns
[02:24.61] And you're gonna hear 'em live
[02:26.36] In consort
[02:28.11] Divorced
[02:28.86] Beheaded
[02:29.86] Died
[02:32.11] Divorced
[02:32.36] Beheaded
[02:33.36] Survived
[02:35.11] But just for you tonight
[02:38.11] We're divorced, beheaded, live!
[02:42.11] Welcome to the show, to the historemix
[02:45.36] Switching up the flow as we add the prefix
[02:49.11] Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
[02:56.36] Dancing to the beat 'til the break of day, once
[02:59.36] We're done we'll start again like it's the Renaissance
[03:03.11] Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
[03:11.11] But now we're
[03:12.36] Ex-Wives
[03:14.36] My name's Catherine of Aragon
[03:16.61] Was married 24 years
[03:19.11] I'm a paragon of royalty, my loyalty is to the Vatican
[03:24.36] So if you try to dump me
[03:26.61] You won't try that again
[03:28.86] I'm that Boleyn girl and I'm up next
[03:31.86] See I broke England from the church
[03:33.86] Yeah, I'm that sexy
[03:36.36] Why did I lose my head?
[03:38.11] Well, my sleeves may be green but my lipstick's red
[03:42.11] Jane Seymour the only one he truly loved
[03:45.86] (Rude)
[03:47.11] When my son was newly born, I died
[03:50.86] But I'm not what I seem or am I?
[03:53.61] Stick around and you'll suddenly see more
[03:56.36] Ich bin Anne of Cleves
[03:59.36] Ja!
[04:00.36] When he saw my portrait, he was like
[04:02.36] Ja!
[04:03.61] But I didn't look as good as good as I did in my pic
[04:07.36] Funny how we all discuss that but never Henry's little-
[04:10.86] Prick up your ears, I'm the Catherine who lost her head
[04:13.61] (Beheaded)
[04:14.36] For my promiscuity outside of wed
[04:17.61] Lock up your husbands
[04:19.36] Lock up your sons
[04:21.11] K. Howard is here and the fun's begun
[04:24.86] Five down, I'm the final wife
[04:28.61] I saw him to the end of his life
[04:32.11] I'm the survivor Catherine Parr
[04:35.36] I bet you wanna know how I got this far
[04:38.86] I said I bet you wanna know how we got this far
[04:42.87] Do you wanna know how we got this far then?
[04:46.36] Welcome to the show, to the historemix
[04:49.36] Switching up the flow as we add the prefix
[04:53.11] Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
[05:00.11] Get your hands up, get this party buzzing
[05:03.86] You want a queen bee, well there's half a dozen
[05:07.11] Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
[05:22.11] But now we're
[05:23.36] Ex-Wives
[05:38.86] One, two, three, four, five... six!
