Ironic

[00:11.88] An old man turned ninety-eight

[00:17.87] He won the lottery and died the next day

[00:23.14] It's a black fly in your Chardonnay

[00:27.88] It's a death row pardon two minutes too late

[00:33.37] And isn't it ironic... don't you think

[00:38.36] It's like rain on your wedding day

[00:43.86] It's a free ride when you've already paid

[00:48.64] It's the good advice that you just didn't take

[00:54.11] Who would've thought... it figures

[01:02.36] Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly

[01:06.92] He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye

[01:12.63] He waited his whole damn life to take that flight

[01:18.37] And as the plane crashed down he thought

[01:21.88] "Well isn't this nice..."

[01:24.12] And isn't it ironic... don't you think

[01:29.39] It's like rain on your wedding day

[01:34.63] It's a free ride when you've already paid

[01:40.62] It's the good advice that you just didn't take

[01:45.88] Who would've thought... it figures

[01:52.86] Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

[01:56.63] When you think everything's okay and everything's going right

[02:00.63] And life has a funny way of helping you out when

[02:09.68] You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up

[02:12.39] In your face

[02:15.43] A traffic jam when you're already late

[02:18.13] A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break

[02:25.88] It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

[02:31.89] It's meeting the man of my dreams

[02:34.35] And then meeting his beautiful wife

[02:37.90] And isn't it ironic...don't you think

[02:41.14] A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...

[02:49.17] It's like rain on your wedding day

[02:54.88] It's a free ride when you've already paid

[03:00.63] It's the good advice that you just didn't take

[03:06.13] Who would've thought... it figures

[03:22.44] Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

[03:25.13] Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out

[03:29.86] Helping you out