Fictional Men
[00:00.05] So, here's the deal
[00:01.82] I met this guy like a month ago
[00:04.80] I got to thinking and I was like "What the hell!"
[00:07.28] The only problem is that he's on a screen
[00:09.78] But he is the man of my dreams
[00:13.32] And in my head I had it all planned out
[00:16.55] A little picket fence and a house (Three dogs)
[00:19.53] It's stupid
[00:21.05] My mind is not grasping that he's on paper
[00:26.29] I guess I'll just
[00:27.06] Hold my breath and count to ten
[00:29.04] Why do I always fall for fictional men?
[00:32.07] My heart and my mind won't seem to align
[00:35.30] 'Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy
[00:38.30] And I'm way too old to play pretend
[00:41.03] But still I always fall for fictional men
[00:44.05] My heart and my mind won't seem to align
[00:46.80] 'Cause I've fallen in love with a fictional guy
[00:51.31] The actor's cute, but he's like 33
[00:53.54] I guess that's only ten years old than me (Give or take)
[00:56.81] Maybe I'm dumb or it's just quarantine
[00:59.55] To be completely honest 2020's killing me
[01:02.79] Come on kid, you know it kinda sucks
[01:05.56] We get it, you've been alone for like six months
[01:08.82] But he's not real, face the facts
[01:11.55] This is a coping mechanism, clean up your act
[01:19.28] Yeah I know, I think I'm just gonna
[01:21.53] Hold my breath and count to ten
[01:23.03] Why do I always fall for fictional men?
[01:26.06] My heart and my mind won't seem to align
[01:29.05] 'Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy
[01:32.30] Way too old to play pretend
[01:34.55] But still I always fall for fictional men
[01:38.04] My heart and my mind won't seem to align
[01:41.04] 'Cause I've fallen in love with a fictional guy
[01:44.53] Hold my breath and count to ten
[01:47.03] Why do I always fall for fictional men?
[01:50.28] My heart and my mind won't seem to align
[01:53.03] 'Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy
[01:56.58] I'm way too old to play pretend
[01:58.80] But still I always fall for fictional men
[02:02.09] My heart and mind won't seem to align
[02:05.30] 'Cause I've fallen in love
[02:08.53] With a fictional guy
