Welcome to the family
[00:12.58] Welcome to the family
[00:15.09] Hope you have a real good life
[00:17.83] With my little sister
[00:20.58] Yeah, she'll make a real good wife
[00:23.59] Hope you have lots of babies
[00:26.34] Hope you get a real good job
[00:29.33] Hope you don't mind company
[00:31.83] 'Cause we'll be here a lot
[00:35.08] And brother here's some brotherly advice
[00:40.33] If you know what's good for you you'll treat her right ('cause)
[00:46.33] 'Cause Grandpa's the local sheriff
[00:48.58] Yeah he's the judge and the jury too
[00:51.59] Uncle Bill's the undertaker, Son
[00:54.33] He'll dig a hole for you
[00:57.34] Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy
[00:59.83] He'll fight you just for fun
[01:02.83] Mama's got a real bad temper
[01:07.59] And daddy's got a shotgun
[01:14.59] Welcome to the family
[01:17.33] And this side of the tracks
[01:20.08] If you ever leave her
[01:22.83] You ain't coming back
[01:25.83] My nephew Red's a hunter
[01:28.34] He's gonna hunt you down
[01:31.33] Just like he did the last one
[01:33.84] And he still ain't been found
[01:37.59] Now I like you just fine, don't get me wrong
[01:42.58] But boy take care of her 'cause if you don't
[01:48.33] 'Cause Grandpa's the local sheriff
[01:50.58] Yeah he's the judge and the jury too
[01:53.83] Uncle Bill's the undertaker, Son
[01:56.58] He'll dig a hole for you
[01:59.09] Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy
[02:01.83] He'll fight you just for fun
[02:04.84] Mama's got a real bad temper
[02:09.59] And daddy's got a shotgun
[02:28.08] 'Cause Grandpa's the local sheriff
[02:30.33] Yeah he's the judge and the jury too
[02:33.33] Uncle Bill's the undertaker, Son
[02:36.34] He'll dig a hole for you
[02:39.09] Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy
[02:41.84] He'll fight you just for fun
[02:44.59] Mama's got a real bad temper
[02:49.34] And daddy's got a shotgun
[03:02.09] Welcome to the family
[03:04.34] Hope you have a real good life
[03:07.34] With my little sister
[03:11.84] Yeah she'll make a real fine wife
