I'm a Slime

[00:00.30] I’m thirty-seven

[00:03.81] Livin my days: a typical NPC

[00:08.05] My life was heaven, yeah

[00:10.56] Then suddenly I was headin’ to my crime scene

[00:15.05] Life was flashing before my eyes, regretting I was so shy

[00:18.57] I shoulda’ been more alive:

[00:20.55] a predator

[00:22.05] It was dark and I couldn’t see,

[00:23.55] But then I started to eat

[00:25.56] Don’t think I’m human anymore

[00:28.09] I’m a slime on the move

[00:31.34] Might fuck around and become stupidly OP

[00:35.09] I’m a slime, dummy blue, yeah

[00:38.59] Just a gamer livin out the male fantasy

[00:42.34] I’m a slime and I vore all the rarest of things

[00:45.34] Bitch, I’ll even vore you (and you) and you (and you)

[00:49.84] Cos I played every FarmVille release, I make all of the rules

[00:55.09] It’s true, I’m a slime on the move, yeah

[01:00.34] I ate a dragon (yeah)

[01:02.84] Enslaved some goblins and then made ‘em all sexy

[01:07.09] I went to prison (yeah)

[01:09.84] My Gary-Stu-Ass gettin’ tiddy on the daily

[01:13.34] (oh, yeah yeah)

[01:14.07] Bro this anime kinda blows

[01:16.07] The episodes come and go

[01:17.58] Wait, is that a hint of plot?

[01:19.32] She’s kinda hot

[01:21.08] ‘Cos our destinies intertwine,

[01:23.07] I’d smash if I had the time

[01:24.83] But, baby, you’re (I’m) just a secret boss

[01:27.33] I’m a slime on the move

[01:30.57] Might fuck around seal a demon within me

[01:34.08] I’m a slime, dummy blue, yeah

[01:37.57] Just a gamer livin out the male fantasy

[01:41.32] I’m a slime and I vore all my problems away

[01:44.57] Hell, I’ll even vore you (and you) and you (yeah, you)

[01:48.82] That attack put my ex on her back; couldn’t stop the flashback

[01:54.33] It’s fact: I’m a slime and a snack

[02:09.82] I been hankerin’ for a fight

[02:11.82] My crew is my ride or die

[02:13.33] That blue lookin’ mighty fine

[02:15.34] On second thought...

[02:16.82] Think it’s time that we struck a deal

[02:18.59] (Your) my shrek-ass could be a meal

[02:20.33] Or maybe we could party it up?

[02:23.10] I’m a slime on the move

[02:26.34] Might fuck around recreate society

[02:30.07] I’m a slime, dummy blue, yeah

[02:33.32] Just a gamer livin out the male fantasy

[02:37.08] I’m a slime and I’m bored, playing god was a chore

[02:40.32] Don’t wanna deal with you (not you) or you (or you)

[02:44.58] But I’m banking it on Season Two, hope them baddies come through

[02:49.82] It’s true, I’m a slime on the move

[02:57.96] I’m a slime, dummy blue