Dumb Ways to Die

[00:03.90] Set fire to your hair

[00:07.40] Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

[00:11.15] Eat medicine that's out of date

[00:18.64] Use your private parts as Piranha bait

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[00:35.39] Get your toast out with a fork

[00:39.15] Do your own electrical work

[00:43.18] Teach your self how to fly

[00:46.90] Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie

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[01:05.64] Invite a psycho killer inside

[01:09.14] Scratch a drug dealer's brand-new ride

[01:12.90] Take your helmet off in outer space

[01:17.16] Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

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[01:35.34] Keep a rattle snake as a pet

[01:39.09] Sell both your kidneys on the internet

[01:43.61] Eat a tube of superglue

[01:47.59] I wonder, what's this red button do?

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[02:08.85] Dress up like a moose during hunting season

[02:14.84] Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

[02:21.34] Stand on the edge of a train station platform

[02:24.86] Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing

[02:28.59] Run across the tracks between the platforms

[02:32.34] They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly

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