The_Ultimate_Showdown_of_Ultimate_Destiny_-_Lemon_Demon[1]
[00:08.89] Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
[00:11.13] Tokyo City lika a big playground
[00:13.14] When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
[00:15.14] And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
[00:17.14] Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
[00:19.39] But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
[00:21.38] Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
[00:23.64] When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
[00:25.64] And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
[00:27.64] Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
[00:29.88] But before he could make it back to the Batcave
[00:32.14] Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
[00:34.13] And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
[00:36.14] And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
[00:38.64] But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
[00:40.64] Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
[00:42.89] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[00:47.14] Good guys bad guys and explosions
[00:49.89] As far as the eye can see
[00:51.38] And only one will survive
[00:53.39] I wonder who it will be
[00:55.39] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[01:07.89] Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
[01:10.14] Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
[01:12.13] Then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
[01:14.14] But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
[01:16.39] And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
[01:18.14] When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
[01:20.39] But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
[01:22.38] Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
[01:24.64] Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
[01:26.89] And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
[01:28.88] Because Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
[01:30.89] And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
[01:33.14] Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
[01:35.13] While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
[01:37.14] Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
[01:39.39] Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
[01:41.63] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[01:46.14] Good guys bad guys and explosions
[01:48.89] As far as the eye can see
[01:50.39] And only one will survive
[01:52.38] I wonder who it will be
[01:54.39] This is the ultimate showdown
[01:58.64] Angels sang out
[02:00.64] In immaculate chorus Down from the heavens
[02:04.63] Descended Chuck Norris
[02:06.64] Who delivered a kick
[02:08.39] Which could shatter bones
[02:10.89] Into the crotch
[02:12.89] Of Indiana Jones
[02:15.14] Who fell over on the ground
[02:17.14] Writhing in pain
[02:19.39] As Batman changed back
[02:21.64] Into Bruce Wayne
[02:23.39] But Chuck saw through
[02:25.64] His clever disguise
[02:27.89] And he crushed Batman's head
[02:29.88] In between his thighs
[02:31.89] Then Gandalf the Grey And Gandalf the White
[02:34.14] And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
[02:36.14] And Benito Mussolini And the Blue Meanie
[02:38.39] And Cowboy Curtis And Jambi the Genie
[02:40.64] Robocop The Terminator Captain Kirk And Darth Vader
[02:42.89] Lo Pan Superman Every single Power Ranger
[02:44.88] Bill S. Preston And Theodore Logan
[02:46.89] Spock The Rock Doc Ock And Hulk Hogan
[02:48.89] All came out of nowhere lightning fast
[02:50.89] And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
[02:53.14] It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
[02:55.14] With civilians looking on in total awe
[02:57.39] The fight raged on for a century
[02:59.38] Many lives were claimed but eventually
[03:01.39] The champion stood
[03:02.64] The rest saw their better
[03:03.89] Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater
[03:05.89] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[03:10.14] Good guys, bad guys and explosions
[03:13.14] As far as the eye can see
[03:14.64] And only one will survive
[03:16.64] I wonder who it will be
[03:18.63] This is the ultimate showdown
[03:21.14] (This is the ultimate showdown)
[03:22.64] This is the ultimate showdown!
[03:24.64] (This is the ultimate showdown)
[03:26.63] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
