Logic - A Word From Our Sponsor (Official Audio)

[00:00.37] Let's see here, uh, 301-776, 43

[00:08.38] This motherfucker better pick up the Goddamn phone this time, Jesus Christ

[00:17.62] Thank you for calling RattPack Industries

[00:19.87] (Yes hel-) where we don't fuck with anybody

[00:23.62] Someone will be with you momentarily (fuck)

[00:25.12] Jesus man, seriously, Jesus bro, fuck bro

[00:27.87] Current wait time is one minute

[00:31.37] Fuck man, fuckers better not have me waiting all Goddamn day in here, Jesus

[00:37.13] While you wait, please listen to a word from our sponsors

[00:41.37] Y'know, it's crazy cause it's two types of motherfuckers

[00:44.62] It's one motherfucker talking 'bout

[00:46.37] "Oh Logic's so slept on, he's so low-key"

[00:48.62] Knowing damn well this motherfucker did 135K first week

[00:51.62] First fucking week!

[00:53.62] Then it's other motherfuckers talking 'bout

[00:57.87] "Oh, Logic's blowing up, he's getting so big now

[00:58.38] I don't want him to blow up on me

[00:59.87] Oh, Logic's changing"

[01:01.12] 'Cause he made a turnt-ass mixtape!

[01:02.87] We're going to be bumping this shit the whole summer, the fuck?

[01:05.12] Current wait time is thirty-six minutes

[01:08.31] Thirty-six minutes? It was just a minu— it was just one minute, what the fuck?

[01:12.56] And do y'all not listen to lyrics?

[01:13.56] He's making a whole other concept album

[01:16.06] That's fucking insane!

[01:17.56] This man dropped a project every year for six years

[01:20.81] I mean, I'm not complaining though but-

[01:23.06] Current wait time is one hour, forty minutes

[01:27.06] One, one hour, what the fuck?

[01:27.81] This, this is gotta be hands down the fucking worst customer service of all time

[01:31.82] (You can just, I can't) this motherfucker made a number-one album! (what?)

[01:35.31] Made a mixtape after (oh my God)

[01:35.81] And then he's making another concept album (this is fucking bullshit)

[01:38.06] Like his first shit didn't already go Number one? (nobody cares)

[01:40.31] This motherfucker's on a roll (nobody cares!)

[01:41.82] This motherfucker's like butter, he's on a roll motherfucker!

[01:44.06] Current wait time is (okay God, thank God!) sixteen hours

[01:48.08] What the, what, what the fuck?

[01:50.32] And it's peace, love and positivity

[01:52.07] Logic is the only rap concert you can go to and not get shot in the face

[01:54.56] Like this motherfucker actually loves his fans

[01:57.06] You name it, YouTube videos, Periscope, Vlogs, Q&A's

[02:01.33] This motherfucker does it all!

[02:02.20] You name it, he does it, the fuck?

[02:04.45] What fucking rapper does that?

[02:05.85] Current wait time is (okay?) go fuck yourself

[02:09.84] (Go, go fuck, what?) and this motherfucker can solve up to seven Rubix Cubes in a minute

[02:13.85] Who the fuck do you know can do that? (nobody, this is ridiculous!)

[02:16.60] No one is available at this time (what?)

[02:20.61] Please leave a message after the tone (I'm gonna let this motherfucker have it!)

[02:24.35] Oh, hey, hi, Logic, hey, how's it going?

[02:31.34] My name's Mar— Rick, uh, my name's Randy Mardoff

[02:31.85] Definitely, uh, never spoken before

[02:33.10] I was calling just to say, uh

[02:34.23] Just wanted to wish you, ugh, lots of uh, suc— suc- suc- success

[02:39.48] And uh, maybe sometime we can have some lunch

[02:42.23] I don't know if this is a direct line to you

[02:44.22] But yeah, once again this is, uh, uhm, Randy Mardoff, never spoken before

[02:50.73] You can call me back at any time, m'kay?

[02:53.73] Alright, bye

[02:55.48] Oh shit, fuck, I didn't leave my number!

[02:58.49] I gotta fucking call back and deal with this shit again?