Eminem_-_Rap_God_(Explicit)_-_128K_MP3[1]
[00:00.90] Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
[00:04.79] But I'm only going to get this one chance
[00:09.29] Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
[00:11.54] Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
[00:17.67] If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble,
[00:21.17] And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
[00:24.18] You were just what the doctor ordered
[00:25.07] I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[00:28.81] All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[00:32.06] Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
[00:35.31] They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
[00:37.82] But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
[00:40.07] I got a laptop in my back pocket
[00:41.81] My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
[00:43.31] Got a fat knot from that rap profit
[00:45.06] Made a living and a killing off it
[00:47.06] Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
[00:47.46] With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack
[00:49.70] I'm an MC still as honest
[00:51.20] But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)
[00:54.59] This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop
[00:55.98] You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap
[00:57.87] Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac
[01:01.87] The exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing
[01:04.26] That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
[01:05.75] Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
[01:07.89] Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
[01:10.89] How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
[01:14.53] Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad
[01:17.28] It's actually disastrously bad
[01:18.53] For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
[01:20.78] I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[01:24.04] All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[01:27.29] Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
[01:30.28] Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
[01:33.53] Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
[01:37.03] Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
[01:39.54] Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
[01:41.29] Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since
[01:44.28] MC's get taken to school with this music
[01:46.28] 'Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme
[01:48.03] Now I lead a new school full of students
[01:49.79] Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-
[01:52.78] -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
[01:55.78] Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
[01:59.03] To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n'
[02:02.54] Roll Hall of Fame
[02:02.93] Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
[02:05.83] Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
[02:08.48] On the wall of shame
[02:09.62] You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
[02:13.12] Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
[02:15.87] Little gay looking boy
[02:17.12] So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
[02:19.25] You witnessing a massacre
[02:20.65] Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy
[02:22.66] Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy
[02:25.91] You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
[02:27.06] And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy
[02:28.81] Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?
[02:30.55] I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy
[02:32.31] I'mma work for everything I have
[02:33.81] Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy
[02:35.30] Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
[02:37.55] To keep up with the same pace looking boy
[02:38.81] 'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[02:42.06] All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[02:45.05] The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar
[02:48.31] Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
[02:51.31] Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
[02:54.81] So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent
[02:58.06] Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
[03:01.81] And I should not be woken
[03:03.56] I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
[03:06.81] But I got your mom deep throating
[03:08.31] I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle
[03:11.56] I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
[03:14.70] It's me, my honesty's brutal
[03:17.21] But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
[03:20.70] For good at least once in a while
[03:21.60] So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
[03:24.00] Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times
[03:27.38] But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned
[03:30.38] Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
[03:32.63] I know there was a time where once I
[03:34.63] Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
[03:37.88] So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
[03:39.89] Appeal with the skin color of mine
[03:41.89] You get too big and here they come trying to,
[03:43.63] Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP
[03:47.27] One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine
[03:50.28] Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine
[03:53.53] See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've
[03:56.53] Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal
[03:59.28] You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
[04:02.28] And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
[04:03.68] You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows
[04:06.68] You're like normal, fuck being normal
[04:08.43] And I just bought a new Raygun from the future
[04:10.18] To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
[04:12.69] 'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether’s pad
[04:14.58] Singin' to a man while they played piano
[04:16.21] Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
[04:19.46] So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
[04:22.10] "Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you"
[04:23.35] Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
[04:25.35] Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
[04:27.10] What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
[04:28.85] Innovative and I'm made of rubber
[04:29.75] So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
[04:32.39] I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating
[04:33.28] How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
[04:35.69] Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
[04:37.18] For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
[04:38.93] Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
[04:40.18] I make elevating music, you make elevator music
[04:42.07] Oh, he's too mainstream
[04:43.32] Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
[04:45.33] It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it
[04:48.57] With rock, shock rap with Doc
[04:50.58] Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
[04:52.07] I don't know how to make songs like that
[04:54.07] I don't know what words to use
[04:55.20] Let me know when it occurs to you
[04:56.35] While I’m ripping any one of these verses diverse as you
[04:58.10] It’s curtains, I’m inadvertently hurtin' you
[04:59.60] How many verses I gotta murder to,
