Welcome_to_the_Internet_-_Bo_Burnham[1]
[00:00.65] Welcome to the internet
[00:01.90] Have a look around
[00:03.90] Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
[00:07.65] We've got mountains of content
[00:09.40] Some better, some worse
[00:11.40] If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
[00:15.40] Welcome to the internet
[00:17.15] Come and take a seat
[00:19.15] Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
[00:22.90] There's no need to panic
[00:24.65] This isn't a test, haha
[00:27.15] Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
[00:30.65] Welcome to the internet
[00:32.65] What would you prefer?
[00:34.40] Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
[00:38.15] Be happy
[00:39.15] Be horny
[00:40.40] Be bursting with rage
[00:42.90] We got a million different ways to engage
[00:46.15] Welcome to the internet
[00:47.90] Put your cares aside
[00:49.90] Here's a tip for straining pasta
[00:51.65] Here's a nine-year-old who died
[00:53.40] We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
[00:57.15] And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
[00:58.90] Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
[01:01.65] Welcome to the internet
[01:02.40] Hold on to your socks
[01:03.90] 'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
[01:07.15] They are grainy and off-putting
[01:08.65] He just sent you more
[01:10.65] Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
[01:13.65] See a man beheaded
[01:14.65] Get offended, see a shrink
[01:16.15] Show us pictures of your children
[01:17.40] Tell us every thought you think
[01:19.15] Start a rumor, buy a broom
[01:20.15] Or send a death threat to a boomer
[01:22.15] Or DM a girl and groom her
[01:23.40] Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
[01:24.90] Here's a healthy breakfast option
[01:26.40] You should kill your mom
[01:27.90] Here's why women never fuck you
[01:29.40] Here's how you can build a bomb
[01:30.90] Which Power Ranger are you?
[01:31.90] Take this quirky quiz
[01:33.65] Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
[01:38.40] Could I interest you in everything?
[01:39.40] All of the time?
[01:40.65] A little bit of everything
[01:42.65] All of the time
[01:44.15] Apathy's a tragedy
[01:45.15] And boredom is a crime
[01:46.40] Anything and everything
[01:48.15] All of the time
[01:49.65] Could I interest you in everything?
[01:52.15] All of the time?
[01:52.65] A little bit of everything
[01:53.90] All of the time
[01:55.65] Apathy's a tragedy
[01:56.90] And boredom is a crime
[01:58.40] Anything and everything
[01:59.90] All of the time
[02:12.16] You know, it wasn't always like this
[02:19.67] Not very long ago
[02:23.91] Just before your time
[02:26.41] Right before the towers fell, circa '99
[02:32.92] This was catalogs
[02:35.41] Travel blogs
[02:38.41] A chat room or two
[02:41.16] We set our sights and spent our nights
[02:44.92] Waiting
[02:48.66] For you, you, insatiable you
[02:55.66] Mommy let you use her iPad
[03:00.92] You were barely two
[03:03.91] And it did all the things
[03:06.67] We designed it to do
[03:11.41] Now look at you, oh
[03:15.16] Look at you, you, you
[03:22.66] Unstoppable, watchable
[03:24.91] Your time is now
[03:26.42] Your inside's out
[03:30.41] Honey, how you grew
[03:33.91] And if we stick together
[03:38.41] Who knows what we'll do
[03:42.16] It was always the plan
[03:45.16] To put the world in your hand
[03:51.41] Hahaha
[04:01.16] Could I interest you in everything?
[04:03.66] All of the time
[04:06.66] A bit of everything
[04:08.66] All of the time
[04:11.41] Apathy's a tragedy
[04:13.66] And boredom is a crime
[04:16.41] Anything and everything
[04:18.92] All of the time
[04:20.41] Could I interest you in everything?
[04:21.66] All of the time
[04:23.42] A little bit of everything
[04:24.42] All of the time
[04:25.91] Apathy's a tragedy
[04:27.16] And boredom is a crime
[04:28.66] Anything and everything
[04:30.16] And anything and everything
[04:31.42] And anything and everything
[04:32.91] And all of the time
