The Aftermath
[00:12.43] Hey! I just transferred, I'm new!
[00:14.99] My last school had a few too many waifus
[00:16.69] So after a few suicides I moved
[00:18.11] I'm just after a class I won't have to survive through
[00:20.08] First day! Wow, I'm excited!
[00:21.49] Numbers is what I take pride in
[00:23.19] I can do times and dividing
[00:24.90] Best in class of 1990!
[00:26.60] My IQ's the highest, likely
[00:28.29] Shoes are tied and tie is tidy
[00:29.97] And though he's a bit unsightly
[00:31.67] My professor's sure to like me!
[00:33.08] My name's Baldi! Greetings class!
[00:34.78] Test me, sir! I'm sure to pass!
[00:36.20] First question! What's 2+1?
[00:38.18] Easy, 3! Boy, this is fun!
[00:39.59] You're doing great, what's 2+8?
[00:41.56] 10 is what I calculate!
[00:42.98] Question three! What's [gibberish]?
[00:45.81] What...? No...!
[00:49.49] I need to call my mom but I've got no hall pass
[00:52.88] So I'm stuck hiding from a balding psychopath
[00:56.28] You got the question wrong. See me after class
[00:59.67] Numbers are harmless fun but fear the aftermath
[01:02.79] If Slender and Mavis Beacon were freaking and the baby took to teaching
[01:06.19] That would be the creature we're seeing creeping around this evening
[01:09.31] Education's not a vocation this abomination should be seeking
[01:12.69] Is he trying to expand my mind? Or just leave pieces on the ceiling?
[01:15.81] Trapped here to tackle attacks from the faculty
[01:17.50] Blast cans, grab snacks for the calories
[01:19.20] Running for sums takes stamina, actually
[01:20.62] Now I see what they mean by a mathlete
[01:22.59] Do I not need a pass from my family?
[01:24.29] Calculus entered the hazardous category
[01:25.71] Practicing math shouldn't factor fatalities
[01:27.41] Even the dastardly Janitor's after me!
[01:29.12] SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!
[01:29.69] The massacre's sanitary
[01:30.82] Jump rope frantically
[01:31.67] On a roll in this honor roll tragedy
[01:33.37] Won't be home after I hope there's no bach' degree after I graduate
[01:35.35] It's a baffling fallacy
[01:37.05] Any establishment pays him a salary
[01:38.75] Next time I'm fishing for extracurriculars
[01:40.71] I'm gonna stay playing Big Brain Academy
[01:53.75] I need to call my mom but I've got no hall pass
[01:58.85] So I'm stuck hiding from a balding psychopath
[02:01.97] You got the question wrong. See me after class
[02:05.37] Numbers are harmless fun but fear the aftermath
[02:08.49] Who signed off making minors go through
[02:10.19] Such fright to find all these noteboos?
[02:11.88] With an old dude
[02:12.73] With an old rule
[02:13.58] Make a sound, hunts you down through the whole school
[02:15.00] There's a gold rule
[02:16.42] Pay attention
[02:16.98] If they're broke you'll get detention
[02:18.68] There's a bully and a sock with a vengeance
[02:20.10] And the principal's a little bit relentless
[02:21.52] Show my infractions in fractions
[02:22.93] It's one in one--each action's
[02:25.20] Dragging me straight back to this classroom
[02:26.90] Trapped as that ruler is slapping
[02:28.32] This sub's gon' put me in traction
[02:30.00] Man, I've got no chance of passing
[02:31.67] If even MatPat can't manage
[02:33.08] Haphazard mathematic madness
[02:34.78] All my mentors and classmates are tracking me down
[02:36.45] Forget Fortnite, this is a Battle Royale
[02:38.12] And I gotta get out, but every door that I've found
[02:39.77] Keeps locking me down as soon as I come around
[02:41.43] Bet you'll regret it the second the roll call calls your name
[02:44.72] That extra credit won't get you nothing but early graves
[03:01.21] When will you learn?
[03:02.85] I wanna play with someone!
[03:04.76] I've got nowhere to turn, I think this game is broken!
[03:07.79] Detention for you!
[03:09.69] I hear the doors you open!
[03:11.33] I've been marked for death and had my snack bars stolen
[03:14.61] Call my mom, tell her to get here fast!
[03:17.62] Because I'm hiding from a balding psychopath
[03:20.90] You got the question wrong. See me after class
[03:24.20] Numbers are harmless fun but fear the aftermath
[03:30.94] Fear the aftermath
[03:37.40] Fear the after, math
