The Bad Touch
[00:01.39] Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
[00:03.65] But there are several other very important differences
[00:06.65] Between human beings and animals that you should know about
[00:25.18] I'd appreciate your input
[00:40.70] Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
[00:43.94] Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
[00:47.95] So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
[00:51.70] Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
[00:55.69] You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
[00:59.70] I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
[01:03.45] Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
[01:07.20] To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
[01:11.71] Do it now
[01:12.95] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[01:15.21] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[01:19.21] Do it again now
[01:19.97] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[01:22.73] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[01:26.74] Gettin' horny now
[01:58.79] Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
[02:02.29] Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
[02:06.06] Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
[02:10.07] But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
[02:13.82] So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
[02:17.58] Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
[02:21.58] So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
[02:25.33] And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
[02:29.85] Do it now
[02:30.34] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[02:33.34] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[02:37.10] Do it again now
[02:37.86] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[02:41.11] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[02:45.11] Gettin' horny now
