色恋沙汰は全て作図で解決可能であることの証明 - 家の裏でマンボウが死んでるP Proof Geometric Construction Can Solve All Love Affair

[00:10.63] Mathematics are extremely important to me;

[00:11.89] To find that most definite answer is all I ever seek

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[00:13.88] But I love more than that a girl that’s in my class, who I’ve been friends with since we were kids

[00:14.89] Today too, I make a move, desperately

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[00:16.63] Oh, that diamond-shaped earring you have is very wonderful

[00:17.13] All four sides are identical in length

[00:17.64] They all are parallel as well

[00:18.13] Here, here, and here, are parallel!

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[00:20.14] And it’s bisected by diagonals, crossing perpendicularly at the middle, cutting every angle into two

[00:21.38] What a perfect figure it is!

[00:21.88] What a perfect figure it is!

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[00:23.63] “Uh, I suppose…” Why are you looking at me so?

[00:24.88] Don’t look at me as though you’re at a position that’s gone a little skewed!

[00:26.13] As I stand there confused, I hear someone snorting; him with the perfect-proportioned face

[00:27.89] Tell me that it isn’t true; does this mean that you’re trying to be with her too?

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[00:28.88] Let’s do the math!

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[00:32.38] Right in the center of the line that’s connecting them both in class

[00:34.38] I’ll build a wall that’s indestructible that they will never pass!

[00:35.88] 1. So first I’ll draw a circle using her as the center, 2. then second, using him, and with a compass, draw another

[00:36.63] 3. Connect the two points where the circles intersect; that’s how you make the right perpendicular line

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[00:38.14] Aah, so with all that, you see what you can do with math now?

[00:38.88] Though you immediately tore it apart with your muscles anyhow…

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[00:40.89] It’s her birthday today, so I got a gift

[00:41.38] I hoped that I could surprise her by giving her a cake

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[00:42.63] Putting aside 80%’s already gone; I kind of ate it all;

[00:43.39] But it’s still the perfect present!

[00:43.64] But it’s still the perfect present!

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[00:46.14] “Let’s each have half of it then,” you said to me in a curt reply

[00:46.63] But I already had that 80%, so I don’t need more than that

[00:47.13] “Stupid!” Beg pardon? If you mean mathematics, if my skills were a creature like a Pegasus

[00:48.64] I think yours would probably be some kind of weird and mucus-spewing but also beautiful bug

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[00:50.13] Let’s do the math!

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[00:52.63] Bisection’s not that hard at all, a roponiccho like this will be

[00:55.13] Just about as simple as a paramahamolger, you will see!

[00:55.88] 1. A circle with the pointed end as the center, 2. and with that, at each of the intersections, then you draw two others

[00:56.39] 3. Connect the point with where the circles intersect; that’s how you make the right angle-bisecting line

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[00:57.38] But I made a mess, your cake ended up being ruined

[00:58.88] So now it looks as though all I did was make you upset

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[00:59.88] …What have I done? Now she really hates me, and all because of my math

[01:00.38] It used to be easy, once. We’re holding hands here; this was when we were young

[01:01.13] I never believed that we were joined together by a red string of fate

[01:01.64] I thought that a line segment was what connected us on a definite path

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[01:04.39] Let’s do the math!

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[01:05.88] I’ll cut the photograph that holds my memories into two

[01:06.38] And by doing that reduce to zero the love that I feel for you

[01:06.88] 1. I’ll draw a circle by using the hands as the center, 2. and then, at each of the intersections, I will draw two others

[01:07.63] 3. And connect the hands to where they intersect; that’s a perpendicular goodbye…

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[01:09.64] After she came upon me and she saw I’d thrown away that picture

[01:10.13] She looked as though she would burst into tears, and took off then and there

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[01:11.38] Although you ran out of sight and left me behind, someone said they saw you on the Main Street after a time

[01:12.14] A perpendicular line is the shortest way to get to where you’re at…

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[01:14.64] Let’s do the math!

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[01:16.13] The reason I got interested in Mathematics was, in the first place,

[01:16.63] So that I could find out how to get to you using the shortest way

[01:17.39] 1. I’ll draw a circle across that road with here as the center 2. and then, at each of the intersections, I will draw two others

[01:18.88] 3. I will run that way towards where they all intersect; and I cut through the trees as well

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[01:20.14] The branches scratch at me, I don’t even mind; I don’t feel tired either, rather I

[01:21.13] Can feel a passion in me that I cannot quantify

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[01:22.39] I finally got to you, I told you I love you

[01:23.63] You smiled at me too; the only answer I need