Chicken on a Raft
[00:00.17] The skipper's in the wardroom drinking gin, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
[00:04.41] I don't mind knocking but I ain't going in, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
[00:08.16] 'Jimmy's' laughing like a drain, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
[00:11.91] David's looking at m' 'comic cuts' again. (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
[00:15.95] Chicken on a raft on a Monday morning, oh what a terrible sight to see,
[00:21.70] 'Dabtoes' for'd and the Dustmen aft, sitting there picking at a 'chicken on a raft'.
[00:28.20] Hey -oh, chicken on a raft, Oy -oh, chicken on a raft.
[00:32.19] Hey -oh, chicken on a raft, Oy -oh, chicken on a raft.
[00:35.95] They gave me the Middle and the Forenoon too, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
[00:39.69] And now I'm pulling in the whaler's crew, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
[00:43.70] Seagulls wheeling overhead, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
[00:47.69] I ought to be 'flogging' in a feather bed. (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
[00:51.70] Chicken on a raft on a Monday morning, oh what a terrible sight to see,
[00:57.70] 'Dabtoes' for'd and the Dustmen aft, sitting there picking at a 'chicken on a raft'.
[01:05.20] Hey -oh, chicken on a raft, Oy -oh, chicken on a raft.
[01:09.19] Hey -oh, chicken on a raft, Oy -oh, chicken on a raft.
[01:12.94] I had a little girl in 'Donny B', (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
[01:16.69] And oh, she made a fool of me, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
[01:20.70] Her heart was like a Pusser's shower, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
[01:24.69] From hot to cold in a quarter of an hour. (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
[01:28.70] Chicken on a raft on a Monday morning, oh what a terrible sight to see,
[01:34.70] 'Dabtoes' for'd and the Dustmen aft, sitting there picking at a 'chicken on a raft'.
[01:41.20] Hey -oh, chicken on a raft, Oy -oh, chicken on a raft.
[01:45.19] Hey -oh, chicken on a raft, Oy -oh, chicken on a raft.
[01:48.94] We kissed goodbye on the midnight bus, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
[01:52.95] She didn't cry, she didn't fuss, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
[01:56.70] Am I the one that she loves best? (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
[02:00.70] Or am I just a cuckoo in another man's nest? (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
[02:04.94] Chicken on a raft on a Monday morning, oh what a terrible sight to see,
[02:10.45] 'Dabtoes' for'd and the Dustmen aft, sitting there picking at a 'chicken on a raft'.
[02:16.95] Hey -oh, chicken on a raft, Oy -oh, chicken on a raft.
[02:20.96] Hey -oh, chicken on a raft, Oy -oh, chicken on a raft.
[02:24.78] An Amazon girl lives in Dumfries, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
[02:28.77] She only has kids in twos and threes, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
[02:32.78] She's got a little sister lives in Maryhill, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
[02:36.77] She says she won't but I think she will. (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
[02:40.73] Chicken on a raft on a Monday morning, oh what a terrible sight to see,
[02:46.22] 'Dabtoes' for'd and the Dustmen aft, sitting there picking at a 'chicken on a raft'.
[02:52.98] Hey -oh, chicken on a raft, Oy -oh, chicken on a raft.
[02:56.97] Hey -oh, chicken on a raft, Oy -oh, chicken on a raft.
