Christmas In Hollywood

[00:00.90] It's Christmas in Hollywood

[00:02.91] Santa's back up in the hood

[00:04.41] So meet me under the mistletoe

[00:06.40] Let's fuck

[00:08.40] It's Hanukkah in Inglewood

[00:10.41] The dradles spinning in the hood

[00:12.15] So meet me by the menorah

[00:13.65] Let's get drunk

[00:16.40] Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas

[00:23.66] It's Christmas in Hollywood

[00:25.91] Santa's back up in the hood

[00:27.41] So meet me under the mistletoe

[00:29.15] Let's fuck

[00:31.40] It's Hanukkah in Inglewood

[00:33.41] The dradles spinning in the hood

[00:35.15] So meet me by the menorah

[00:36.65] Let's get drunk

[00:38.66] Just a little story about last Christmas

[00:40.91] About some bad kids who were full of wishes

[00:42.91] We gave some gifts, and we gave some loving

[00:44.90] The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin

[00:46.90] Little Timmy stole from 7-11

[00:48.65] So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens

[00:50.65] We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin

[00:52.66] But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents

[00:54.66] Zack got caught with a bottle of Jack

[00:56.41] So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack

[00:58.15] He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack

[01:00.16] So we took the beer back and I fucked him in the ass!

[01:02.16] It's Charlie Scene got egg-nog in my flask

[01:04.15] The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped

[01:05.91] Like, "Oh, my God! Is that Saint Nick?"

[01:07.90] Kids give me your lists like it's the 25th

[01:09.66] Been accused of being a bad kid

[01:11.41] But I get presents as is

[01:13.65] Mrs. Clause just MySpace'd me

[01:15.66] I blew off a date on Christmas Eve

[01:17.40] So I don't give a fuck if you're naughty or nice

[01:19.15] You might still get a Rolly and a gang of ice

[01:21.15] So write your list and never have no fear

[01:23.16] Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead new year!

[01:27.15] Fuck, yeah!

[01:29.65] Now watch the language, ho, ho, ho!

[01:32.91] It's Christmas in Hollywood

[01:35.15] Santa's back up in the hood

[01:36.65] So meet me under the mistletoe

[01:38.40] Let's fuck

[01:40.41] It's Hanukkah in Inglewood

[01:42.41] The dradles spinning in the hood

[01:44.15] So meet me by the menorah

[01:45.66] Let's get drunk

[01:48.16] I'm about to serve it up for all you boys and girls

[01:50.15] Good kids, bad kids, even Da Kurlzz

[01:52.15] We were chilling at home and decking the halls

[01:53.90] So I checked my phone and Santa had called

[01:55.91] He said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve

[01:57.91] He said that his jolly ass needed some help

[01:59.65] He said Christmas ain't a day but a way of life

[02:01.40] "If you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my wife!"

[02:03.41] So we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle

[02:05.41] Funnier than fuck you can ask Chris Kringle

[02:07.40] So we all took flight but something was fishy

[02:09.40] He asked for road ahead and started to kiss me

[02:11.16] Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows

[02:13.15] Instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildos

[02:15.16] I pulled down his beard and it was a monster

[02:16.90] It wasn't Saint Nick, it was a fucking impostor!

[02:18.91] When we found out he started to pout

[02:20.91] I took my bandanna and I choked him out

[02:22.66] I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth

[02:24.90] Hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south

[02:26.65] I had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest

[02:28.65] I met a lot of Jeffs but this one was the shadiest

[02:30.66] When it comes to cheer that motherfucker's a Grinch

[02:32.40] So if you don't like Christmas, fuck you, bitch!

[02:34.65] You kids are in big trouble. Oh, boy, ho, ho

[02:41.91] It's Christmas in Hollywood

[02:43.91] Santa's back up in the hood

[02:45.66] So meet me under the mistletoe

[02:47.66] Let's fuck

[02:49.65] It's Hanukkah in Inglewood

[02:51.65] The dradles spinning in the hood

[02:53.40] So meet me by the menorah

[02:54.90] Let's get drunk

[02:56.65] Let's get drunk

[02:58.15] Ho, ho, hey. Looks like Santa had a little too much Mada Shavensen eggnog

[03:03.93] Let's get drunk

[03:05.93] Let's get drunk

[03:07.84] Let's get drunk

[03:09.59] Let's get drunk

[03:11.60] Let's get drunk

[03:12.35] It's Christmas in Hollywood

[03:14.35] Santa's back up in the hood

[03:16.11] So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck

[03:19.85] It's Hanukkah in Inglewood

[03:21.85] The dradles spinning in the hood

[03:23.86] So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk

[03:25.36] Let's get drunk

[03:27.60] It's Christmas in Hollywood

[03:29.61] Santa's back up in the hood

[03:31.36] So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck

[03:35.35] It's Hanukkah in Inglewood

[03:37.35] The dradles spinning in the hood

[03:39.11] So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk

[03:43.10] It's Christmas in Hollywood

[03:45.11] Santa's back up in the hood

[03:46.86] So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck

[03:50.60] It's Hanukkah in Inglewood

[03:52.61] The dradles spinning in the hood

[03:54.36] So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk