Evil Like Me
[00:00.04] I was once like you, my child, slightly insecure
[00:04.68] Argued with my mother, too, thought I was mature
[00:09.20] But I put my heart aside
[00:11.68] And I used my head
[00:14.19] Now I think it's time you learned
[00:16.19] What dear old mamma said
[00:21.19] Don’t you wanna be evil like me? Don’t you wanna be mean?
[00:26.94] Don't you wanna make mischief your daily routine?
[00:32.45] Well you can spend your life attending to the poor
[00:38.20] But when you're evil doing less is doing more
[00:43.69] Don't you wanna be ruthless and rotten and mad?
[00:49.44] Don't you wanna be very, very good at being bad?
[00:54.69] I have tried my whole life long
[00:57.18] To do the worst I can
[00:59.94] Clawed my way to victory
[01:02.95] Built my master plan
[01:05.70] Now the time has come, my dear
[01:08.69] For you to take your place
[01:11.45] Promise me you’ll try to be
[01:14.19] An absolute disgrace
[01:17.43] Don't you wanna be evil like me?
[01:20.44] Don't you wanna be cruel?
[01:23.19] Don't you wanna be nasty and brutal and cool?
[01:28.94] And when you grab that wand that's when your reign begins
[01:34.44] Who wants an evil queen without a sack of sins?
[01:40.19] Don't you wanna be heartless and hardened as stone?
[01:45.69] Don't you wanna be finger licking' evil to the bone?
[01:51.19] This is not for us to ponder
[01:53.94] This was preordained
[01:56.68] You and I shall rule together
[01:59.44] Freedom soon regain
[02:02.43] Mistress of the universe, powerful and strong
[02:08.19] Daughter, hear me
[02:09.43] Help me, join me
[02:10.94] Won't you sing along?
[02:14.19] Now we're gonna be evil!
[02:16.19] It's true!
[02:16.93] Never gonna think twice
[02:19.68] And we're gonna be spiteful
[02:21.69] Yes, spiteful!
[02:23.19] That's nice
[02:25.45] In just an hour or two
[02:27.45] Our future's safe and sure
[02:30.94] This mother-daughter act is going out on tour
[02:36.69] If you wanna be evil and awful and free
[02:42.44] Then you should thank your lucky star
[02:45.19] That you were born the girl you are
[02:48.69] The daughter of an evilicious queen
[02:53.20] Like me!
