Comedy
[00:00.90] The world is changing
[00:04.90] The planet's heating up
[00:08.15] What the fuck is going on? (Recorded laughter)
[00:14.40] Rearranging
[00:16.90] It's like everything happened all at once
[00:20.40] Um, what the fuck is going on? (Recorded laughter)
[00:26.90] The people rising in the streets
[00:29.65] The war, the drought
[00:32.91] The more I look, the more I see nothing to joke about
[00:39.65] Is comedy over?
[00:42.40] Should I leave you alone?
[00:43.66] 'Cause, really, who's gonna go for joking at a time like this?
[00:48.41] Should I be joking at a time like this?
[00:51.65] I wanna help to leave this world better than I found it
[00:57.66] And I fear that comedy won't help, and the fear is not unfounded
[01:04.40] Should I stop trying to be funny?
[01:07.65] Should I give away my money? No
[01:16.65] What do I do?
[01:23.40] Healing the world with comedy
[01:28.66] The indescribable power of your comedy
[01:36.40] The world needs direction
[01:39.65] From a white guy like me (Bingo)
[01:42.65] Who is healing the world with comedy
[01:50.15] That's it
[01:53.40] The world is so fucked up. Systematic oppression, income inequality, the other stuff... And there's only one thing that I can do about it. While— While being paid and being the center of attention
[02:13.90] Healing the world with comedy
[02:18.15] Making a literal difference, metaphorically
[02:23.90] A Jew walks into a bar, and I've saved him a seat
[02:29.65] That's healing the world with comedy
[02:34.40] I'm a special kind of white guy
[02:36.40] I self-reflected, and I want to be an agent of change
[02:39.40] So I am gonna use my privilege for the good (Very cool, way to go!)
[02:45.15] American white guys
[02:47.40] We've had the floor for at least 400 years
[02:50.90] So maybe I should just shut the fuck up...
[03:00.40] I'm bored
[03:01.15] I don't wanna do that
[03:04.40] There's got to be another way (Yes)
[03:06.90] For me to help out without standing on the sidelines (Never!)
[03:11.65] The wait is over
[03:14.16] I'm white, and I'm here to save the day
[03:16.90] Lord, help me channel Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side (Sandra Bullock!)
[03:23.15] Healing the world with comedy
[03:27.65] Making a literal difference, metaphorically
[03:32.90] And yes, most likely, they'll pay me, but I'd do it for free
[03:38.65] I am healing the world with comedy
[03:44.90] If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke
[03:47.65] Don't panic
[03:48.65] Call me and I'll tell you a joke
[03:50.90] If you see white men dressed in white cloaks
[03:53.40] Don't panic—call me and I'll tell you a joke
[03:56.65] Oh, shit
[03:58.90] Should I be joking at a time like this?
[04:02.40] If you start to smell burning toast
[04:04.65] You're having a stroke
[04:06.16] Or overcooking your toast
[04:07.65] If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke
[04:10.15] Don't panic—call me and I'll tell you a joke
[04:13.40] If you see white men dressed in white cloaks
[04:15.65] Don't panic—call me and I'll tell you a joke
[04:19.15] Oh, shit
[04:21.66] Should I be joking at a time like this?
[04:24.65] Somebody help me out 'cause I don't know
[04:29.90] And I want to help to leave this world better than I found it
[04:34.90] And I fear that comedy won't help, and the fear is not unfounded
[04:40.91] Should I stop trying to be funny?
[04:43.40] Should I give away my money? No!
[04:49.41] I know what I gotta do
[04:53.65] Healing the world with comedy
[04:57.90] Making a literal difference, metaphorically
[05:03.41] I swore I'd never be back, and now, I'm back on my feet
[05:09.15] And I'm healing the world with comedy
