Congratulations

[00:00.16] T-Series! (Yeah!)

[00:02.66] It's your big day! (Woo!)

[00:05.16] Incredible job!

[00:07.91] I know we had our differences

[00:09.92] But today, I just wanna tell you

[00:12.91] A congratulations, it's a celebration

[00:16.41] Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Here we go!)

[00:19.91] A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration

[00:23.41] I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing

[00:26.91] A congratulations to your corporation

[00:30.41] Guess to beat one Swedish boy, you need a billion Asians

[00:34.41] Yeah, you did it, very nice, and all it took

[00:37.91] Was a massive corporate entity with every song in Bollywood

[00:42.16] Now you're at number one (One), hope you did nothing wrong

[00:45.41] Like starting your business by selling pirated songs

[00:48.41] Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right there on Wikipedia

[00:52.41] Get used to your past being held against you by the media (Uh oh)

[00:56.16] I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal, yeah

[00:59.65] I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the mafia

[01:03.16] For legal reasons, that's a joke

[01:04.66] For legal reasons, that's a joke

[01:06.41] For serious, Indian mafia, please don't kill me, that's a joke

[01:10.42] India, I'm sorry about the memes, you're the best

[01:13.16] I love my Indian Bros, from Bombay to Bangladesh

[01:16.90] I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter

[01:20.91] 'Bout to cause a genocide so you can call me Hi—

[01:23.66] A congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh!)

[01:26.91] Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Oh yeah!)

[01:30.41] A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Yeah!)

[01:33.91] I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing

[01:37.67] Congratulations (Uh)

[01:40.66] Congratulations (It's your big day! Woo!)

[01:44.65] Congratulations

[01:47.92] Congratulations (Such a big day)

[01:52.15] I got a letter in the post, hmm, what is this? (Hmm)

[01:55.92] T-Series saying "Cease and desist"

[01:59.65] Had a problem with me telling them to hold their defecation

[02:02.92] But let me educate you, silly, that's not defamation (Woo)

[02:06.66] T-Series can eat a dick (Still not defamation)

[02:10.16] Suck my fucking Swedish meatballs (Still not defamation, yum)

[02:14.16] Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains?

[02:16.91] That's a blatant racist lie

[02:18.41] Yeah, but still not defamation! (Woo)

[02:20.66] India got YouTube figured out, that's sick, son

[02:24.16] How 'bout next you figure how to fix the caste system? (Oof)

[02:27.66] Maybe all those ads will solve your crippling poverty

[02:31.16] But looking at T-Series' past, I'm guessing not probably

[02:34.91] But never mind the poor people, we just here to party

[02:38.16] Just here to pop some bottles with the Nine-Year-Old Army

[02:42.66] Non-alcoholic 'cause I had a real problem

[02:45.41] But we still out here living like we 'bout to kamikaze

[02:49.16] So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel

[02:52.67] Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels

[02:56.16] Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure

[02:59.16] It's the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg

[03:03.16] Through all the change and controversy, you've been by my side

[03:06.41] There's no army in the world I would rather give me watch time

[03:10.42] It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard

[03:13.66] Here's one last brofist from the number one in the world