Friend Like Me
[00:11.41] Well, Ali Baba had
[00:12.41] Them forty thieves
[00:13.66] Scheherazade had a thousand tales
[00:15.91] But, master, you in luck '
[00:16.91] cause up your sleeves
[00:18.16] You got a brand of magic
[00:19.04] Never fails
[00:20.54] You got some power
[00:21.54] In your corner now
[00:22.79] Some heavy ammunition
[00:24.05] In your camp
[00:25.55] You got some punch,
[00:26.30] Pizazz, yahoo, and how?
[00:27.79] See, all you gotta do
[00:28.54] Is rub that lamp,
[00:29.80] And I'll say
[00:30.55] "Mr. Aladdin, sir
[00:32.55] What will your pleasure be?
[00:35.05] Let me take your order,
[00:36.04] Jot it down"
[00:37.05] You ain't never had
[00:38.18] A friend like me, ha ha ha
[00:40.18] Life is your restaurant
[00:41.93] And I'm your maitre d'
[00:44.43] Come on, whisper
[00:45.19] What it is you want
[00:46.68] You ain't never had
[00:47.33] A friend like me
[00:48.22] Yes sir, we pride
[00:49.47] Ourselves on service
[00:51.22] You're the boss,
[00:51.97] The king, the shah
[00:53.97] Say what you wish,
[00:54.72] It's yours! True dish
[00:55.97] How about a little more baklava?
[00:58.97] Have some of column A
[01:00.47] Try all of column B
[01:03.22] I'm in the mood
[01:04.22] To help you, dude
[01:05.47] You ain't never had
[01:06.47] A friend like me
[01:08.22] Wah-ah-ah, mo-my
[01:10.47] Wah-ah-ah, no-no
[01:12.72] Wah-ah-ah, my my my
[01:14.72] ...
[01:16.97] Can your friends do this?
[01:18.97] Can your friends do that?
[01:21.47] Can your friends pull this
[01:23.72] Out their little hat?
[01:26.22] Can your friends go poof?
[01:28.47] Hey, looky here, ha ha
[01:30.97] Can your friends go
[01:31.72] "Abracadabra," let 'er rip
[01:33.72] And then make the sucker disappear
[01:36.22] So don't you sit there
[01:37.72] Slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
[01:38.72] I'm here to answer all
[01:39.10] Your midnight prayers
[01:40.60] You got me bona fide, certified
[01:42.99] You got a genie for your
[01:43.99] Charge d'affaires
[01:45.24] I got a powerful urge
[01:46.49] To help you out
[01:47.49] So what's your wish?
[01:48.13] I really wanna know
[01:49.76] You got a list that's
[01:51.01] Three miles long, no doubt
[01:52.01] Well, all you gotta do
[01:53.01] Is rub like so
[01:54.65] Mister Aladdin, sir
[01:56.65] Have a wish or two or three
[01:59.15] I'm on the job,
[02:00.15] You big nabob
[02:01.15] You ain't never had a friend,
[02:02.40] Never had a friend,
[02:03.40] You ain't
[02:04.03] Never had a friend,
[02:04.78] Never had a friend,
[02:05.78] You ain't
[02:06.53] Never...
[02:07.53] had a...
[02:08.53] Friend...
[02:09.78] like
[02:11.03] Me
[02:13.53] Ya-ha-ha
[02:15.78] Wah-ha-ha
[02:17.78] You ain't never had
[02:18.53] A friend like me!
