What's My Age Again

[00:11.85] I took her out, it was a Friday night

[00:14.87] I wore cologne to get the feeling right

[00:17.83] We started making out and she took off my pants

[00:20.58] But then I turned on the TV

[00:23.11] And that's about the time she walked away from me

[00:26.85] Nobody likes you when you're twenty three

[00:29.57] And I'm still more amused by TV shows

[00:32.63] What the hell is A.D.D.?

[00:34.02] My friends say I should act my age

[00:36.03] What's my age again, what's my age again?

[00:42.02] Then later on, on the drive home

[00:45.36] I called her mom from a pay phone

[00:48.14] I said I was the cops

[00:49.51] And your husband's in jail

[00:51.23] The state looks down on sodomy

[00:53.45] And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me

[00:57.32] Nobody likes you when you're twenty three

[01:00.56] And I'm still more amused by prank phone calls

[01:03.07] What the hell is call ID?

[01:04.62] My friends say I should act my age

[01:06.36] What's my age again, what's my age again?

[01:32.62] And that's about the time she walked away from me

[01:35.70] Nobody likes you when you're twenty three

[01:38.45] And you still act like you're in freshman year

[01:41.26] What the hell is wrong with me?

[01:43.06] My friends say I should act my age

[01:44.87] What's my age again?

[01:46.00] That's about the time she broke up with me

[01:49.51] No one should take themselves so seriously

[01:52.51] With many years ahead to fall in line

[01:55.26] Why would you wish that on me?

[01:56.57] I never want to act my age

[01:58.59] What's my age again, what's my age again?

[02:14.34] What's my age again?