Rockstar (Post Malone Parody)

[00:01.60] Hahahaha

[00:09.25] Rhino Tank God

[00:11.76] Ayy, ayy

[00:13.26] There's a few things that I wanna say

[00:15.76] To the game company named Rockstar (-star, ayy)

[00:18.25] I've been playing GTA since '98

[00:21.00] So I've been down with you lot right from the start (the start)

[00:25.50] When running over Hare Krishnas

[00:27.00] Was rewarded with the sound "Gouranga!" (-ranga)

[00:31.25] I learnt swearing thanks to you, if I hadn't

[00:33.75] I'd still be saying "Gosh, darn" (gosh darn, ayy Jones, ayy, ayy)

[00:37.76] Played the story mode of GTA V

[00:39.25] Every day, all summer, got far (got far, ayy)

[00:43.00] Then it glitched, I lost my progress, I was pissed

[00:45.76] Had a face like a slapped arse (slapped arse, ayy)

[00:49.75] Plus quit GTA Online 'cause hackers got free stuff

[00:52.00] For which I got charged (got charged, ayy)

[00:55.75] Wasted every penny of my money

[00:57.75] On a Megalodon shark card (shark card)

[01:01.00] There's some more stuff that I wanna say

[01:03.76] To the game company named Rockstar (-star, ayy, ayy)

[01:07.50] How come you don't bother using the face engine

[01:09.75] You used in LA Noire? (-A Noire)

[01:13.50] It was such a cool way to incorporate the faces

[01:16.00] Of real actors (actors)

[01:19.50] Their expressions were as entertaining

[01:21.76] As when Jack Thompson got disbarred

[01:23.73] He was so annoying, blaming all the violence on games

[01:26.24] Saying GTA was the way murderers had been trained

[01:30.49] Saying "I want it banned" (ayy, ayy)

[01:35.49] Kind of like how you never made a PC Red Dead Redemption

[01:38.99] And even despite the undeniable demand

[01:42.49] You're disappointing the fans (yeah, ayy)

[01:48.46] One final thing that I want to say

[01:51.21] To the game company named Rockstar (-star)

[01:55.47] Why you never made another Grand Theft Auto

[01:57.71] That is set in London? (London)

[02:01.80] Now you're based in New York, you forgot your humble roots

[02:03.81] In Edinburgh (-burgh)

[02:07.31] Or Dundee, I couldn't tell from my research

[02:09.72] But definitely in Scotland (Scotland)

[02:13.56] Is it bad that I just wanna hear a pedestrian

[02:15.81] Shouting "tosser"? (tosser)

[02:19.81] Swearing like a British person is at risk

[02:21.81] Of becoming a lost art (lost art)

[02:26.06] Wouldn't it be fun to hear the word "wanker"

[02:28.06] More often in the pop charts? (pop charts)

[02:32.05] That's currently the end of the list

[02:33.81] Of things I want to say to Rockstar (-star)

[02:36.80] I'm singing the same melody as before

[02:39.81] But transposed by an octave (-ave)

[02:43.06] (Rockstar, Rockstar, Rockstar, Rockstar)