Minecraft Enderman Rap
[00:06.13] Sit up and listen, I riff on the rhythmn
[00:08.13] The sickest musician, the slickest magician
[00:10.38] Who'll slip and then zip into different positions
[00:12.63] While lifting a brick with no slip of permission
[00:14.88] I'm not the most vicious of villian
[00:16.39] I'm nicking it just to make vanilla thrilling
[00:18.64] I'm not into killing but if you were
[00:20.38] Given the gift of intuition
[00:22.63] Then keep me within your peripheral vision
[00:24.13] 'Cause I'm of a jittery disposision
[00:26.13] I'm a nervous guy that perfers to hide
[00:28.13] I'm terribly shy and I don't know why
[00:30.13] So please do me the following courtesy
[00:32.38] And never look me in the purple eyes
[00:34.39] I'm averse to being observed at night
[00:36.14] So if you see me, you deserve to die
[00:38.38] You don't want to mess with the endermen
[00:42.88] No, no, no, no, no, no, no
[00:46.14] You don't want to mess with the endermen
[00:50.14] No, no, no, no, no... no!
[00:53.88] I see you peeking at me through the glass door
[01:14.13] What, chap, are you asking for more?
[01:15.88] Boy, your jibbering-jabbering like an old man
[01:18.14] Reminiscing of back in the war
[01:20.13] I'm naturally, massively tall
[01:21.89] I should be practicing basket-ty ball
[01:23.64] But I can't find a ball with corners at all
[01:25.63] So I'm passing the time by unstacking your wall
[01:27.64] If we pass in the hall, you're gon' have to ignore me
[01:29.64] Perhaps you should look at the grass on the floor
[01:31.63] Grab a map and explore the various biomes
[01:33.38] But be aware, this is my home
[01:35.64] I roam through the night alone
[01:37.63] Hoping to find someone I can bone
[01:39.63] But I'm out of sight, and mind, and time
[01:41.64] Like a rotary dial phone
[01:43.63] I don't want to die alone
[01:45.38] My type of solo's a xylophone
[01:50.14] You don't want to mess with the endermen
[01:55.38] No, no, no, no, no, no, no
[01:59.38] You don't want to mess with the endermen
[02:03.39] No, no, no, no, no... Rockit!
[02:07.39] You don't want to mess with the endermen
[02:11.13] No, no, no, no, no, no, no
[02:15.13] You don't want to mess with the endermen
[02:19.14] No, no, no, no, no, no, no
[02:25.14] Don't look me in the eye, you better run and hide
[02:30.14] I'm chasing after you until you die
[02:33.89] Deadly as a knife, beautifully designed
[02:38.14] I'm hunting you tonight until you die
[02:42.14] It's time to tell the truth, a bomb you can't defuse
[02:45.88] So easily amused to watch you die
[02:50.13] Don't you try to fight, your lucky you're alive
[02:53.88] I have you in my sights... no, no, no, no
[02:57.63] Now you see me, now you don't
[02:58.88] Shoving a dirt block down your throat
[03:00.88] You better not be getting out your boat
[03:02.89] I suggest that you don't leave the house alone
[03:04.63] Oh, no, I'm on a mission
[03:06.63] To win the staring competition
[03:08.64] I'll let you live on just one condition
[03:10.88] If you put a pumpkin upon, you're forgiven
[03:13.14] No, no, no, no
