Minecraft Enderman Rap
[00:02.91] Sit up and listen, I riff on the rhythmn
[00:08.41] The sickest musician, the slickest magician
[00:10.41] Who'll slip and then zip into different positions
[00:12.16] While lifting a brick with no slip of permission
[00:14.66] I'm not the most vicious of villian
[00:16.41] I'm nicking it just to make vanilla thrilling
[00:18.41] I'm not into killing but if you were
[00:20.16] Given the gift of intuition
[00:22.16] Then keep me within your peripheral vision
[00:24.16] 'Cause I'm of a jittery disposision
[00:26.16] I'm a nervous guy that perfers to hide
[00:28.17] I'm terribly shy and I don't know why
[00:30.17] So please do me the following courtesy
[00:31.91] And never look me in the purple eyes
[00:34.16] I'm averse to being observed at night
[00:36.16] So if you see me, you deserve to die
[00:38.16] You don't want to mess with the endermen
[00:42.16] No, no, no, no, no, no, no
[00:45.91] You don't want to mess with the endermen
[00:50.16] No, no, no, no, no... no!
[00:53.91] I see you peeking at me through the glass door
[01:14.41] What, chap, are you asking for more?
[01:15.66] Boy, your jibbering-jabbering like an old man
[01:17.92] Reminiscing of back in the war
[01:19.91] I'm naturally, massively tall
[01:21.91] I should be practicing basket-ty ball
[01:23.66] But I can't find a ball with corners at all
[01:25.41] So I'm passing the time by unstacking your wall
[01:27.66] If we pass in the hall, you're gon' have to ignore me
[01:29.41] Perhaps you should look at the grass on the floor
[01:31.41] Grab a map and explore the various biomes
[01:33.67] But be aware, this is my home
[01:35.67] I roam through the night alone
[01:37.66] Hoping to find someone I can bone
[01:39.92] But I'm out of sight, and mind, and time
[01:42.41] Like a rotary dial phone
[01:44.16] I don't want to die alone
[01:45.41] My type of solo's a xylophone
[01:51.42] You don't want to mess with the endermen
[01:55.41] No, no, no, no, no, no, no
[01:59.41] You don't want to mess with the endermen
[02:04.67] No, no, no, no, no... Rockit!
[02:07.42] You don't want to mess with the endermen
[02:11.16] No, no, no, no, no, no, no
[02:15.16] You don't want to mess with the endermen
[02:19.17] No, no, no, no, no, no, no
[02:25.17] Don't look me in the eye, you better run and hide
[02:30.16] I'm chasing after you until you die
[02:33.91] Deadly as a knife, beautifully designed
[02:37.91] I'm hunting you tonight until you die
[02:41.92] It's time to tell the truth, a bomb you can't defuse
[02:45.66] So easily amused to watch you die
[02:49.92] Don't you try to fight, your lucky you're alive
[02:53.91] I have you in my sights... no, no, no, no
[02:57.41] Now you see me, now you don't
[02:58.91] Shoving a dirt block down your throat
[03:00.66] You better not be getting out your boat
[03:02.91] I suggest that you don't leave the house alone
[03:04.91] Oh, no, I'm on a mission
[03:06.91] To win the staring competition
[03:08.67] I'll let you live on just one condition
[03:10.91] If you put a pumpkin upon, you're forgiven
[03:13.16] No, no, no, no
