Arch-Illager Minecraft Rap
[00:09.69] I was born into a cruel and unforgiving
[00:14.14] Nasty world that didn't want me
[00:17.14] They rejected, disrespected, scorned
[00:20.14] And shunned me, cold and hungry
[00:22.69] All I wanted was some company to be comfy
[00:25.39] But to put it bluntly they were being a bunch
[00:27.40] Of considerably rude neighbours, so I gave up
[00:30.14] Then I stumbled on a bloody massive cave, look
[00:32.89] The doorway yawned awake slowly
[00:34.89] I wasn't brave normally
[00:36.44] But a strange force was calling me
[00:38.19] And so with flaming torch in hand
[00:39.44] I made my way forward, though those serrated
[00:41.44] Corners on the boulders made it awkward
[00:44.14] I gazed on in awe following a short reconnaissance
[00:46.39] I saw what lay before me, it was called the orb of dominance
[00:49.18] It held sway over my thoughts, I gained confidence
[00:51.94] 'Til at once the commoners no longer had my tolerance
[00:54.44] I'm a small illager, the littlest around
[00:56.68] But now I've got a feeling I'm gonna be well-endowed
[00:59.68] I'm a small illager, my will it stands proud
[01:02.18] Growing 'til I fit the throne so hand me the crown
[01:05.18] Now bow down, show me the top of your head
[01:07.94] Hey, I said bow down, else I'll be dropping you dead
[01:10.19] I'm the arch-illager and I will pillage your village
[01:13.44] Until you give in so run, you can't win
[01:16.19] If you stand in my path you'll get trampled like grass
[01:18.43] I see you haven't any heating, I can provide that
[01:21.18] No need to thank me, here's a torch completely free of charge
[01:24.19] I'll leave your family tree scorched, slashed with lethal steel shards
[01:27.19] Oh, I see you're planning a
[01:28.43] Resistance, if you're going to lead the charge
[01:29.93] Be advised, objects in your rearview appear large
[01:32.44] Your mistake was thinking this a safe space for your opinions
[01:35.44] 'Til my minions chased you straight away from my dominion
[01:38.19] So make haste, spread my covenant all across the kingdom
[01:40.94] I'm your new government coming for more than just your income
[01:43.69] You can try assembling a rebellion of adventurers
[01:46.19] It's never gonna bother me, my friend, so don't pretend it does
[01:49.18] I'm the arch-illager, now come on down
[01:51.44] Down into my dungeon, have a look around
[01:53.93] I'm the arch-illager living in a cave
[01:56.68] And having a party while keeping villagers enslaved
[01:59.69] Now come on down, down, come on quicker
[02:02.44] Chop chop, come on down, down some hard liquor
[02:04.93] I am the arch-illager, handle my business
[02:07.68] Now everybody give a big hand to our visitors
[02:10.68] Look at you and your gang, you couldn't be more villainous
[02:13.43] Forcing my hand, you're gonna be all prisoners
[02:16.20] No forgiveness, I'm sending in my skeletons
[02:18.78] In regiments defending us against your weapons with a vengeance
[02:21.69] Repelling your torches, enemy forces
[02:22.43] Making me nauseous, better be cautious
[02:24.44] Or you'll be left on the edge of a
[02:25.94] Tall cliff, awkward, better restore quick
[02:27.29] Then come down into the dungeon where the smell is rather pungent
[02:29.79] Can't tell if it's your bunions or you've been cutting some onions
[02:32.44] I'm the arch-illager, thank you for coming down
[02:34.94] Now make yourself comfortable, have a look around
[02:37.44] I'm the arch-illager, catching you unaware
[02:40.45] If you come in unprepared here's someone you haven't met
[02:43.18] So glad you came down, down, summoned to my lair
[02:45.93] There now, what's the matter chuck? You look a little scared
[02:48.68] I'm the arch-illager and I warned ya
[02:51.19] That if you didn't give up then I'd have to confiscate your head
[02:55.46] Yeah I'm not to be messed with mate
[02:58.19] I may be small, but I'm kind of a big deal
[00:00.00] So my suggestion, should you wish to heed it
[00:00.00] And I strongly advise that you do
[00:00.00] Is to bugger off
