Freaky Friday
[00:02.33] Lil dicky, ooh
[00:08.46] Mustard on the beat, ho
[00:10.19] I woke up Chris Breezy
[00:12.33] Oh my god I'm the man (oh shit)
[00:15.09] I'm so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit)
[00:17.09] There's tattoos on my neck (oh, ohhh)
[00:19.84] I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)
[00:22.08] I told him I'm his biggest fan yeah (yeah)
[00:24.58] Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do)
[00:26.44] Hold up
[00:27.07] Holy shit, I got a kid (oh!)
[00:28.46] Ohh, I can sing so well
[00:33.49] Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)
[00:35.86] Wait, can I really say the n-word?
[00:37.60] What up my nigga? (woo)
[00:38.58] What up my nigga?
[00:39.85] Big ups my nigga
[00:40.84] We up my nigga
[00:42.35] You pussy ass nigga
[00:43.35] Man fuck y'all niggas
[00:44.59] Cause I'm that nigga nigga, nigga
[00:46.47] I'm that nigga
[00:48.72] I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
[00:53.45] Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
[00:57.44] But we got no choice but to turn
[00:59.71] This bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
[01:02.95] I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
[01:06.72] Yeah it's Freaky Friday
[01:09.22] I'm in Chris Brown's body
[01:11.31] I drive his Ferrari and I'm light-skinned black
[01:16.19] (Ring ring, What the fuck?)
[01:17.69] I woke up and I'm Lil dicky (Lil dicky)
[01:20.45] (Ugh, what the fuck?)
[01:22.32] This shit is real weak
[01:24.04] How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?
[01:25.80] Walking down the street and ain't nobody know my name (whoa)
[01:28.32] Ain't no paparazzi flashing pictures this is great (whoa)
[01:30.82] Ain't nobody judging 'cause I'm black or my controversial past
[01:33.69] I'mma go and see a movie and relax (woo)
[01:35.86] Ayy, I'm a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool)
[01:37.85] Why his momma calling all the time
[01:39.10] Leave me the fuck alone, bitch
[01:40.34] Wait, if I'm in dicky's body, Breezy is who?
[01:42.46] Hope my daughter's in school
[01:43.73] Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?
[01:45.10] What would I do?
[01:46.11] I woke up in Chris Brown's body (ohh yeah)
[01:50.86] Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
[01:54.87] But we got no choice but to turn
[01:57.75] This bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
[02:00.49] I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
[02:04.50] Yeah it's Freaky Friday
[02:06.50] I'm in Chris Brown's body
[02:08.99] I look at my soft dick with delight, it's my dream dick
[02:14.00] If I was Lil dicky in my body, where would I be
[02:16.48] I'm trying to find myself like an introspective monk
[02:19.00] I'm balling on the court, oh my god I can dunk
[02:20.99] Snap a flick of my junk
[02:21.99] My dick is trending on Twitter, fuck
[02:23.50] Now I'm at the club, I talked my way to getting in
[02:26.00] I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am
[02:28.50] I signal to him to let me in but he won't let me in
[02:30.48] I don't know who that is
[02:31.73] Wait, who the fuck he think he is?
[02:33.00] Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer's head (woo)
[02:35.49] Walked up to that motherfucker
[02:36.60] Wait, think it through for a sec
[02:37.85] If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself
[02:39.85] But wait, I love myself
[02:41.09] That was the key, now we're switching back
[02:43.84] I woke up in Chris Brown's body (ohh yeah)
[02:48.36] Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
[02:52.59] But we got no choice but to turn
[02:55.25] This bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
[02:58.24] I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
[03:02.10] Wait what the fuck
[03:03.11] And now I'm in Ed Sheeran's body
[03:07.51] It's way less cool than being Chris Brown was
[03:11.37] What the fuck again
[03:12.64] I'm DJ Khaled, why am I yelling
[03:16.51] Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner
[03:19.25] I got a vagina, I'm gonna explore that right now (woo)
[03:24.75] Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh)
[03:27.50] I'm gonna learn
[03:28.75] I'm gonna understand the inner workings of a woman
