Ugly Story

[00:12.25] I'm a prince and I live in a ship and I aim my rifle and I shoot from the hip

[00:15.26] And I have a friend I pity, quite a bit

[00:18.26] She said, “Grab your gun, let’s have some fun, share with me your perigees

[00:21.75] I have responsibilities, I cannot run

[00:24.01] “I do not wish the death of any living thing

[00:27.28] I might be a killer but one day I shall be queen

[00:30.53] And put an end to slaughter, but until then I’m keen

[00:33.25] On staking clam to land and sea and everyfin between”

[00:37.77] I played a game with eleven fools who told me not to break the rules

[00:41.51] But when have angels ever helped me yet?

[00:45.01] And magic isn’t real and anyway it doesn’t matter

[00:47.50] 'Cause no matter what I conjure it could not help me deflect

[00:50.50] The angry death of every hopeful thought

[00:53.26] That I might be a lover or a fighter that I’m not

[00:56.50] In someone's spider web, or net I could be caught

[00:59.51] But I’m too bitter, better off alone, guess I forgot

[01:03.26] So what do you want me to say? Sorry?

[01:07.26] Should I apologize when you ignore me?

[01:11.01] I didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely

[01:15.01] Or to be hatched into an ugly story

[01:20.51] I'm a prince and I had a pair of princesses in two sharp squares

[01:24.26] But then I guess I bored them both to death

[01:27.00] And now I think my calling is to break apart and fall to pieces

[01:30.00] Better yet, invent a brand new method of ascension

[01:32.76] I’m impressed, you’ve managed to survive

[01:35.26] But rest assured we’d all be better off dead than alive

[01:39.00] 'Cause when they get a hold of us, we’ll all be batter-fried

[01:41.51] And I’m surprised that nobody’s considered switching sides

[01:46.01] So here I am, respectfully and royally destroying

[01:49.24] Any chance of getting back on your good gills

[01:52.16] And I don’t mean to be hurtful, but if yellow's the new purple

[01:55.99] Well, then bleeding’s the new breathing, don’t you think I will

[01:58.50] I used to wish the death of every living thing

[02:01.32] I might be your killer but you’ll never be my queen

[02:04.06] So put away your laughter, pack up your hopes and dreams

[02:06.81] I’m done with black back-handing and red pandering, it seems

[02:10.06] That I am just pathetic, I won’t be overlooked

[02:12.56] I’m past the point of fishing to get back upon your hook

[02:15.81] I’ve made a manifesto, I’ve been bested by a crook, but never more

[02:18.32] I’m planning on reclaiming what he took

[02:23.07] So what did you want me to say? Sorry?

[02:27.57] Should I apologize when you ignore me?

[02:32.07] I didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely

[02:36.06] Or to be hatched into an ugly story

[02:41.07] To be hatched into an ugly story

[02:45.07] Oh my, this pantomime is getting gory

[02:59.31] I'm a prince and I live in a ship

[03:06.06] I'm a prince and I live in a ship