Creepy Old Guy
[00:04.90] Way back when I was just ten
[00:07.40] Simple and sweet
[00:10.40] Everywhere, fellas would stare
[00:13.15] Out on the street
[00:16.15] And I felt used, kinda confused
[00:18.65] I would refuse to look in their eyes
[00:22.65] But now I really love creepy old guys!
[00:26.15] We all do!
[00:27.90] Gum disease
[00:29.15] Skin like grilled cheese
[00:30.65] Saggy old asses!
[00:32.40] Saggy old asses!
[00:33.65] It’s cute and vile-
[00:34.90] “Hey baby, smile!”
[00:36.15] To each girl that passes!
[00:38.40] (wolf-whistling)
[00:39.40] They make me blush!
[00:40.65] Can’t get enough!
[00:42.15] Now one of ‘em loves me, wants to be mine!
[00:44.90] That’s right!
[00:45.90] Marrying my own creepy old guy!
[00:49.40] I’m a creepy old guy!
[00:50.90] My creepy old guy, my creepy old guy
[00:53.90] I’m so happy I could cry!
[00:57.79] Girls may seem disgusted, but we’re actually just shy!
[01:02.29] My creepy old groom!
[01:03.79] Creepy old groom!
[01:06.29] Play that wedding tune
[01:08.54] Hey folks, step aside!
[01:10.29] I am older, but I’m glad I waited!
[01:13.79] 'Cuz here comes the bride!
[01:17.79] I am marrying my creepy old guy
[01:21.54] Creepy old guy, creepy old guy, creepy old guy
[01:25.29] My creepy old guy!
[01:27.04] Creepy old guy, creepy old guy, creepy old guy!
[01:31.55] Fix his hair
[01:32.79] Get him prepared
[01:34.29] For Armageddon
[01:37.29] Sure, the groom
[01:38.54] Crawled out of a tomb-
[01:39.79] But hey, hey, it’s a wedding!
[01:42.79] So dim the lights
[01:44.29] Pick up some rice
[01:45.54] Say something nice!
[01:47.04] It’s my day to shine
[01:49.67] I'm getting hitched to my creepy old guy!
[01:53.32] It's showtime!
[01:54.57] Creepy old guy, creepy old guy
[01:58.07] She’s marrying a creepy old guy!
[02:01.07] Have you guys seen “Lolita”?
[02:03.32] This is just like that, but fine!
[02:06.32] Creepy old dude, creepy old dude
[02:09.57] Our faith has been renewed
[02:11.46] Now love is alive!
[02:17.61] Wave your baby girl goodbye
[02:20.61] I am walking down the aisle
[02:23.36] I wanna see a tear in every eye as I pass by
[02:29.36] I know that on the outside he’s disgusting
[02:32.11] And even on the inside, he’s disgusting
[02:35.75] But I know that this time, I'm makin' it right
[02:39.64] Making it right, making it right!
[02:42.64] With my family by my side
[03:06.89] O-M-G
[03:08.89] Dressed to a "T"
[03:10.89] Fancy and formal
[03:14.39] I found me a wife
[03:16.14] L'chaim! To life!
[03:18.14] This is so normal!
[03:22.39] I was ignored
[03:23.89] But now, I’m adored!
[03:25.64] ‘Cause I extorted, tortured, and lied
[03:30.14] Give it up for my underage bride!
[03:35.14] Here comes the bride
[03:36.64] Here comes the bride
[03:38.64] God be glorified!
[03:41.39] I can’t believe some cultures think this kind of thing’s alright
[03:47.14] My creepy old guy
[03:47.89] My creepy old guy
[03:50.39] Doesn’t he deserve a chance at life?
[03:54.39] Oh yeah, that’s right!
[03:56.39] Yeah, that's right!
[03:58.14] Let’s make him alive!
[04:01.89] I am marrying my creepy old guy!
[04:05.39] Guy, guy, guy, creepy old guy, guy, guy, creepy old guy!
[04:11.14] Guy, guy!
[04:13.89] I have chills!
[04:16.04] Yeeeeeeeeah!
