☆Jellzy☆ Poor Unfortunate Souls _Male Cover_ (The Little Mermaid)
[00:00.40] Well Angelfish,
[00:02.41] The solution to your problem is simple.
[00:05.40] The only way to get what you want
[00:07.39] is to become a human yourself.
[00:11.15] Ariel: Can you do that?
[00:12.80] *laughs*
[00:20.40] My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for.
[00:30.30] To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself.
[00:34.81] Poor souls with no one else to turn to.
[00:41.30] I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
[00:44.80] They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
[00:48.31] But you'll find that nowadays
[00:50.20] I've mended all my ways
[00:52.19] Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
[00:55.20] True? Yes.
[00:57.85] And I fortunately know a little magic
[01:01.59] It's a talent that I always have possessed
[01:05.09] And here lately, please don't laugh
[01:07.35] I use it on behalf
[01:09.09] Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed
[01:13.10] (pathetic)
[01:15.35] Poor unfortunate souls
[01:18.60] In pain, in need
[01:21.84] This one longing to be thinner
[01:23.59] That one wants to get the girl
[01:25.10] And do I help them?
[01:26.84] Yes, indeed.
[01:28.60] Those poor unfortunate souls
[01:31.84] So sad, so true
[01:35.09] They come flocking to my cauldron
[01:36.75] Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!"
[01:38.25] And I help them!
[01:40.00] Yes I do.
[01:42.50] Now it's happened once or twice
[01:44.74] Someone couldn't pay the price
[01:47.00] And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
[01:51.75] Yes I've had the odd complaint
[01:54.25] But on the whole I've been a saint
[01:57.75] To those poor unfortunate souls
[02:03.99] Now, here's the deal,
[02:06.99] I will make you a potion that will turn you into a human for three days
[02:12.25] Got that? Three. Days.
[02:14.99] Now listen this is important:
[02:18.24] Before the sun sets on the third day
[02:20.49] You, must get dear old princey to fall in love with you
[02:24.75] Specifically, he's got to kiss you.
[02:27.75] Not just any kiss.
[02:29.49] The Kiss of true love
[02:33.50] If he does kiss you before the sun sets on the third day
[02:36.99] You will remain human, permanently
[02:40.25] But If he doesn't well,
[02:42.25] you turn back into a mermaid,of course, and
[02:45.75] You belong...To me...
[02:49.75] Have we got a deal?
[02:51.99] Ariel: If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again.
[02:57.75] That's right!
[03:00.49] But you'll have your man, heh heh. Life's full of tough choices, innit?
[03:10.00] And there is one more thing.
[03:13.25] We haven't discussed the subject of payment.
[03:15.75] Ariel: But I don't have-
[03:16.51] I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle!
[03:19.25] You won't even miss it
[03:21.75] Just. Give. Me. - your voice.
[03:25.74] Ariel: But without my voice, how can I-?
[03:27.99] You'll have your looks, your pretty face.
[03:32.50] And never underestimate the importance of body language, ha!
[03:39.00] The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
[03:42.50] They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
[03:45.25] Yes on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word
[03:48.50] And after all dear, what is idle prattle for?
[03:51.26] Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
[03:55.50] True gentlemen avoid it when they can
[03:58.50] But they dote and swoon and fawn
[04:00.25] On a lady who's withdrawn
[04:02.24] It's she who holds her tongue who get's her man
[04:04.50] Come on you poor unfortunate soul
[04:08.74] Go ahead!
[04:10.25] Make your choice!
[04:12.25] I'm a very busy person and I haven't got all day
[04:14.99] It won't cost much
[04:16.75] Just your voice!
[04:18.74] You poor unfortunate soul
[04:21.25] It's sad but true
[04:24.50] If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet
[04:26.24] You've got the pay the toll
[04:27.25] Take a gulp and take a breath
[04:28.75] And go ahead and sign the scroll
[04:30.75] Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys
[04:33.24] The boss is on a roll
[04:36.99] This poor unfortunate soul
[04:47.25] Hahahahaha!
