Feel Like Playin' Engineer
[00:00.87] Any meme you can make I can make better
[00:03.61] I can make any meme better than you
[00:06.86] 911, what is your emergency?
[00:09.86] Eh, sir?
[00:11.36] My house is on fire
[00:13.12] Oh no! What started the fire?
[00:15.36] It happened when I put the mixtape in
[00:18.38] The mixtape from who?
[00:20.36] Uncle Dane mixtape
[00:23.36] Ugh, not again!
[00:25.34] Guess who's back, back again
[00:29.59] Uncle's back, tell a friend
[00:33.58] Uncle's back, Uncle's back
[00:36.08] Uncle's back, Uncle's back
[00:38.09] Uncle's back, Uncle's back
[00:40.34] Uncle's back
[00:50.60] I've created a Sentry 'cause nobody wants a
[00:52.36] Dispenser no more, they want a killer to deliver
[00:55.11] Well, if you want Uncle, this is what I'll give ya
[00:57.11] A little bitty Mini with a Widowmaker
[00:59.10] Couple shots that'll straight up drop
[01:00.60] A Medic and a Heavy combo, they hop to the restock closet
[01:03.10] As the round time left on, the clock is fading
[01:05.35] And I'm top of the scoreboard, I'm dominating
[01:07.60] You kids in the comments can stop debating
[01:09.60] If I'll make another mixtape, it's long awaited
[01:12.10] I know you're tryna blow a Conch and save me
[01:14.10] But I've got five pocket Medics on me baby
[01:16.10] I'm an Engineer fuckin' wit' ya ears
[01:17.85] Tryna keep things weird, tryna show his peers
[01:20.37] That all you can do is sit here and call me queer
[01:22.60] But you'd never do this in a million years
[01:24.85] So, come on and build a gun on the hill
[01:26.85] Fuck that! A gun in your grill, and farmin' the kills
[01:29.10] And get ready 'cause this guy's gonna rage-Heavy
[01:31.09] I just hit 300,000– Fuck you, Delfy!
[01:33.56] So lay back and let's drink some beer
[01:35.56] And everybody, move up your gear
[01:37.56] 'Cause we need a little Dispenser here
[01:39.56] 'Cause I feel like playin' Engineer
[01:41.82] So lay back and let's drink some beer
[01:43.81] And everybody, move up your gear
[01:46.06] 'Cause we need a little Dispenser here
[01:48.02] 'Cause I feel like playin' Engineer
[01:50.44] Little nephews, it's a wonder I get views
[01:52.68] All I do is jizz that my Engineer set rules
[01:54.90] I start feelin' like the people with these views
[01:56.90] Have never watched a second of my channel, and that's cool
[01:59.16] He mains Engie, brain must be empty
[02:01.15] Started a revolution, pollutin' the game state
[02:03.41] A Valve shill, well, let me make things clear
[02:05.14] That Engineer is the only thing a tiny bit weird
[02:07.40] Besides my white beard
[02:08.66] I never asked for this, I never passed any class, to read a mountain of sass
[02:11.65] But now I'm Batman, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
[02:14.39] Put your mask on, when I wanna play a game of Badlands
[02:16.14] But then again, I can't exactly take this shit for granted
[02:18.41] All I wanna do is show the world the Engie's not a turtle
[02:20.40] It's interesting, what I think is the best thing
[02:22.38] What interests these kids who watch vids, no resting
[02:24.89] Testing, your minds are free
[02:26.58] To have a thought that doesn’t involve with me
[02:28.84] And all the YouTubers think about what should be
[02:30.83] On the patch notes when it updates for free
[02:33.08] So lay back and let's drink some beer
[02:35.31] And everybody, move up your gear
[02:37.29] 'Cause we need a little Dispenser here
[02:39.52] 'Cause I feel like playin' Engineer
[02:41.77] So lay back and let's drink some beer
[02:43.71] And everybody, move up your gear
[02:45.97] 'Cause we need a little Dispenser here
[02:47.97] 'Cause I feel like playin' Engineer
[02:49.98] La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
[02:53.96] La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
[02:58.21] La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
[03:02.47] La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
