welly boot song

[00:07.37] If it wisnae fer yer wellies, where would you be?

[00:11.88] You'd be in the hospital or infirmary

[00:15.88] Coz you would have a dose o' the flu, or even pleurisy

[00:19.88] If you didnae have yer feet in yer wellies!

[00:24.62] That's the chorus. I want you to sing it with gusto.

[00:28.37] I want you to leap intae it in a mood of gay abandon

[00:33.13] Gasping on the floor, paroxysms of mirth

[00:37.88] Clutching your middle, saying "oh Jesus Christ, he's a gas"

[00:43.13] Right into that microphone

[00:47.88] Coz these people in London don't believe it!

[00:52.37] Oh wellies they are wonderful, Oh wellies they are swell

[00:56.27] Coz they keep oot the water and they keep in the smell

[01:00.27] And when yer sitting in a room you can surely tell

[01:04.52] When some bugger takes off his wellies!

[01:08.77] If it wisnae fer yer wellies where would you be?

[01:13.28] You'd be in the hospital or infirmary

[01:17.28] Coz you would have a dose o' the flu, or even pleurisy

[01:21.27] If you didnae have yer feet in yer wellies!

[01:26.28] That was wonderful. Honest.

[01:29.77] -

[01:33.27] Great innit?

[01:35.03] When yer oot walking in the country wi' a bird

[01:38.77] And yer strolling around the fields just like a farmer's herd

[01:43.02] And somebody shouts "Keep off the grass!" and you think "How absurd"

[01:47.02] Squelch!! You find why farmers all wear wellies!

[01:51.27] If it wisnae fer yer wellies, where would you be?

[01:56.02] You'd be in the hospital or infirmary

[02:00.02] Coz you would have a dose o' the flu, or even pleurisy

[02:04.27] If you didnae have yer feet in yer wellies!

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[02:12.51] You still here?

[02:16.67] Wee serious verse

[02:18.17] Fishermen and firemen, there's farmers and all

[02:21.67] There's men who're digging ditches and working in the snow

[02:25.92] This country would grind tae a halt and no' a thing would grow

[02:30.17] If it wisnae fer the workers and their wellies

[02:34.42] If it wisnae fer yer wellies, where would you be?

[02:38.92] You'd be in the hospital or infirmary

[02:43.42] Coz you would have a dose o' the flu, or even pleurisy

[02:47.17] If you didnae have yer feet in yer wellies!

[02:51.91] If it wisnae fer yer wellies, where would you be?

[02:56.16] You'd be in the hospital or infirmary

[03:00.42] Coz you would have a dose o' the flu, or even pleurisy

[03:04.67] If you didnae have yer feet in yer wellies!