Problematic
[00:12.72] I grew up as your usual suburbanite
[00:15.47] A tiny town in Massachusetts
[00:17.22] Overwhelmingly white
[00:18.97] I went to church on Sundays in a suit and a tie
[00:22.71] Then spent my free time watching Family Guy
[00:25.46] I started doing comedy when I was just a sheltered kid
[00:29.21] I wrote offensive shit and I said it
[00:30.71] Father, please forgive me
[00:33.72] For I did not realize what I did
[00:35.97] Or that I'd live to regret it
[00:38.72] The times are changing and I'm getting old
[00:42.72] Are you gonna hold me accountable?
[00:44.97] My bed is empty, and I'm getting cold
[00:48.46] Isn't anybody gonna hold me accountable?
[00:51.72] I'm problematic
[00:55.46] (He's a problem)
[00:56.47] When I was 17, on Halloween, I dressed up as Aladdin
[01:01.72] (He's a problem)
[01:03.22] I did not darken my skin
[01:04.72] But still, it feels weird in hindsight
[01:18.72] I want to show you how I'm growing as a person, but first
[01:21.97] I feel I must address the lyrics from the previous verse
[01:25.46] I tried to hide behind my childhood and that's not okay
[01:28.97] My actions are my own, I won't explain them away
[01:31.97] I've done a lot of self-reflecting
[01:34.22] Since I started singing this song
[01:35.97] I was totally wrong when I said it
[01:37.47] Father, please forgive me
[01:39.97] For I did not realize what I did
[01:42.22] Or that I'd live to regret it
[01:44.97] The times are changing and I'm getting old
[01:48.96] Are you gonna hold me accountable?
[01:51.47] My bed is empty, and I'm getting cold
[01:54.72] Isn't anybody gonna hold me accountable?
[02:00.97] I'm problematic
[02:03.22] (He's a problem)
[02:04.72] I just remembered that Aladdin costume's
[02:07.47] In my mother's attic
[02:09.47] (He's a problem)
[02:10.96] I'm gonna go home and burn it
[02:12.22] Or not burn it, is burning it bad?
[02:14.22] What should I do with it?
[02:15.71] And I've been totally awful
[02:17.96] My closet is chock-full of stuff that is vaguely shitty
[02:19.97] All of it was perfectly lawful
[02:24.72] Just not very thoughtful at all and just really shitty
[02:28.97] And I've been totally awful
[02:31.21] My closet is chock-full of stuff
[02:33.46] That is vaguely shitty
[02:35.22] All of it was perfectly lawful
[02:37.72] Just not very thoughtful at all and just really
[02:39.23] And I'm really fucking sorry
[02:44.97] (Bitch, I'm trying to listen)
[02:46.47] (Shit, I've been complacent)
[02:48.22] Sorry
[02:51.72] (If I'm gonna catch up)
[02:52.97] (First, I gotta fess up)
[02:54.97] Sorry
[03:01.21] Sorry
