Points of Authority-99 problems- One step closer
[00:09.63] If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
[00:11.88] I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!
[00:24.39] Got 'em Mike
[00:24.88] He's got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol
[00:27.13] Foes that wanna make sure his casket's closed
[00:29.88] Rap critics that say he's "Money, Cash, Hoes"
[00:32.38] He's from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those?
[00:34.89] If you grew up with holes in your zapatos
[00:37.38] You'd celebrate the minute you was havin' dough
[00:39.88] So fuck critics, you can kiss the whole asshole
[00:42.64] If you don't like the lyrics, you can press fast forward
[00:45.13] Got beef with radio if we don't play they show
[00:47.63] They don't play our hits, we don't give a shit, so!
[00:50.13] All these mags try and use our ass
[00:52.63] So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers!
[00:55.38] I don't know what you take us as
[00:57.63] Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
[01:00.14] From, rags to riches, we ain't dumb
[01:02.63] We got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!
[01:07.88] 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
[01:10.14] If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
[01:12.63] I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!
[01:15.38] Now the year is ninety-four, in my trunk is raw
[01:17.90] In the rear view mirror is the motherfuckin' law
[01:20.38] I got two choices y'all, pull over the car or (or?)
[01:23.15] Bounce on the Devil, put the pedal to the floor (c'mon!)
[01:25.63] And I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jake
[01:28.13] Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the case
[01:30.63] So I, pull over to the side of the road
[01:33.13] I heard "Son, do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
[01:35.64] Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
[01:38.13] Or do I look like a mind reader sir? I don't know
[01:40.63] Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
[01:43.13] (Well you was doin' fifty-five in the fifty-four
[01:45.38] License and registration and step out of the car
[01:48.14] Are you carryin' a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are)
[01:50.88] I ain't steppin' out of shit, all my papers legit
[01:53.13] (Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?)
[01:55.88] Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back
[01:58.13] And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that
[02:00.63] (Aren't you sharp as a tack!
[02:02.63] You some type of lawyer or something?
[02:04.39] Somebody important or somethin'?)
[02:05.88] Ha, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
[02:08.38] Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
[02:10.89] (Well we'll see how smart you are when the canines come)
[02:13.38] I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!
[02:18.63] 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
[02:20.88] If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
[02:23.13] I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!
[02:28.75] 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
[02:30.99] If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
[02:33.23] I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!
[02:39.01] 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
[02:41.01] If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
[02:43.52] I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!
[02:46.51] Now once upon a time, not too long ago
[02:48.51] A nigga like myself had to strong arm a ho
[02:51.02] This is not a ho in the sense of havin' a pussy
[02:53.76] But a pussy havin' no God damn sense, try an' push me
[02:56.76] I try to ignore him, talk to the Lord
[02:58.76] Pray for him, but some fools just love to perform
[03:01.26] You know the type, loud as a motorbike
[03:04.01] But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
[03:06.26] And only thing that's gon' happen is I'mma get to clappin' and
[03:09.12] He and his boys gon' be yappin' to the Captain
[03:11.87] And there I go, trapped in the Kit-Kat again
[03:13.87] Back through the system with the riff-raff again
[03:16.12] Fiends on the floor, scratchin' again
[03:19.37] Paparazzis with they cameras, snappin' them
[03:19.87] D.A. try to give a nigga shaft again
[03:21.12] Half a mill' for bail cause I'm African
[03:23.37] All because this fool was harassin' them
[03:25.87] Tryin' to play the boy like he's saccharin
[03:28.62] But ain't nuttin' sweet bout how I hold my gun
[03:31.12] I got 99 problems bein' a bitch ain't one - hit me!
[03:36.37] 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
[03:39.21] If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
[03:40.95] I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!
[03:46.46] 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
[03:48.70] If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
[03:51.20] I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!
[04:04.46] Shut up when I'm talkin' to you!
[04:06.45] Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
[04:14.45] Shut up when I'm talkin' to you!
[04:16.71] Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
[04:26.20] I'm about to break!
[04:28.21] Everything you say to me
[04:29.20] (I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!)
[04:31.95] I need a little room to breathe
[04:34.21] (I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!)
[04:36.95] Everything you say to me
[04:39.20] (I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!)
[04:42.70] I need a little room to breathe
[04:44.45] (I got 99 problems)
[04:46.45] And I'm about to, break
