Ass Like That

[00:00.26] Ow, baby

[00:03.76] The way you shake it, I can't believe it

[00:05.25] I ain't never seen an ass like that

[00:06.26] The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

[00:07.50] D-doing, doing, doing

[00:08.76] I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true

[00:16.01] I ain't never seen an ass like that

[00:21.75] The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

[00:25.51] D-doing, doing, doing

[00:27.25] The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancer

[00:29.75] She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams, I

[00:32.76] Think someone's at the door but I don't think I'ma answer

[00:36.51] Police saying, "Freeze, " (oh), d-doing, doing, doing

[00:39.00] What do you mean, freeze? Please

[00:41.75] I'm a human being, I have needs

[00:43.51] I'm not done, not 'til I'm finished peeing

[00:44.25] I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing

[00:44.75] Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees

[00:45.51] I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me

[00:46.01] And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee

[00:46.75] Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B

[00:47.02] I sing song

[00:47.25] It go, ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching

[00:47.25] Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid

[00:47.50] If I offend, I'm sorry, please, please, forgive

[00:47.50] For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet

[00:47.79] I can get away anything I say and you will love it

[00:48.01] The way you shake it, I can't believe it

[00:48.01] I ain't never seen an ass like that

[00:48.27] The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

[00:48.27] D-doing, doing, doing

[00:48.53] Jessica Simpson looks, oh, so tempting

[00:48.53] Nick, I ain't never seen an ass like that

[00:48.77] Every time I see that show on MTV, my pee-pee goes

[00:49.00] D-doing, doing, doing

[00:49.00] Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome

[00:49.25] Now they getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums

[00:49.25] I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn

[00:49.51] Police saying, "Freeze, " (oh), d-doing, doing, doing

[00:49.51] What do you mean, freeze? Geez, I just got my seat

[00:49.76] I have ticket, look, I put it away, my zipper's zipped

[00:49.76] Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please

[00:53.01] I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's shower scene

[00:53.26] I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene

[00:53.26] And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman, this movie's PG

[00:53.57] Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney

[00:53.77] I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free

[00:53.77] Free, yes, free, right back on the streets

[00:54.02] What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?

[00:54.26] I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man

[00:54.26] And I can say that and you'll laugh

[00:54.52] 'Cause there's a puppet on my hand (hahaha)

[00:54.75] The way you shake it, I can't believe it

[00:54.75] I ain't never seen an ass like that

[00:55.00] The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

[00:55.00] D-doing, doing, doing

[00:55.28] Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so

[00:55.51] I ain't never seen her butt like that

[00:55.51] Maybe next year, I'll say ass and she'll make my pee-pee go

[00:55.76] D-doing, doing, doing

[00:56.02] The way she moves, she dances like a go-go

[00:56.02] In that video, she sings, "Get out, you bozo"

[00:56.26] I need a new boyfriend, hi, my name is JoJo

[00:56.51] Police saying, "Freeze, " (oh), d-doing, doing, doing

[00:56.51] What do you mean, freeze? My computers will be seized

[00:57.25] And my keys to my ranch, I just bake cookies

[00:57.25] Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this

[00:57.52] Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this

[00:57.75] Nobody is safe from me, no, not even me

[00:58.00] I don't even know if I can say the word "pee-pee"

[00:58.00] Pee, on the radio but I think I did

[00:58.26] Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit

[00:58.50] Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid

[00:58.50] I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick

[00:58.78] Get to the chopper, everybody get out

[00:59.00] I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

[00:59.26] The way you shake it, I can't believe it

[00:59.26] I ain't never seen an ass like that

[00:59.50] The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

[00:59.75] D-doing, doing, doing

[00:59.75] So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please

[01:00.02] I ain't never seen an ass like that

[01:00.26] The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

[01:00.26] D-doing, doing, doing

[01:00.54] So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please

[01:00.76] I ain't never seen an ass like that

[01:01.01] 'Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

[01:01.01] D-doing, doing, doing

[01:01.26] Woo

[01:01.50] The fuck is wrong with you?

[01:01.50] Ha