The real slim shady
[00:00.26] May I have your attention, please?
[00:06.51] May I have your attention, please?
[00:09.01] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:12.26] I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:17.26] We're gonna have a problem here
[00:18.51] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.51] Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23.51] And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
[00:25.76] They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah)
[00:27.51] It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding
[00:30.51] He didn't just say what I think he did, did he
[00:32.76] And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiots
[00:35.51] Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)
[00:37.51] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.76] Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
[00:41.26] Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
[00:43.76] Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though
[00:46.26] Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:49.01] But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms
[00:51.01] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
[00:54.01] But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:56.01] My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
[00:58.01] And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[01:00.01] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:02.26] And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[01:04.76] Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:07.01] By the time they hit fourth grade
[01:08.26] They got the Discovery Channel don't they
[01:09.51] We ain't nothin' but mammals
[01:11.01] Well, some of us are cannibals
[01:12.51] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:14.01] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:16.26] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:18.76] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
[01:20.76] Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[01:23.51] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[01:25.26] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[01:27.76] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
[01:31.01] Please stand up, please stand up
[01:31.76] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[01:34.51] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[01:36.76] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
[01:39.02] Please stand up, please stand up
[01:41.51] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:43.76] Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
[01:47.51] You think I give a damn about a Grammy
[01:48.26] Half of you critics can't even stomach me
[01:50.01] Let alone stand me
[01:51.26] But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird
[01:53.01] Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:55.26] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[01:57.51] Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.76] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:02.26] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:04.51] Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:06.51] Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe
[02:08.76] I should download her audio on mp3
[02:11.26] And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (Ahh)
[02:13.51] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
[02:16.76] So I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:18.51] And there's a million of us just like me
[02:20.26] Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
[02:22.52] Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me
[02:24.76] And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me
[02:27.01] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[02:29.76] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[02:32.01] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
[02:34.26] Please stand up, please stand up
[02:36.76] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[02:39.51] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[02:41.01] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
[02:43.51] Please stand up, please stand up
[02:45.77] I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
[02:48.26] Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
[02:50.51] The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
[02:53.26] And I don't gotta be false or sugar-coat it at all
[02:55.51] I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:57.26] And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
[02:59.51] Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
[03:01.76] Then you wonder, how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?
[03:04.26] It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty
[03:06.76] I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting
[03:08.76] Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with Jergens
[03:11.26] And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
[03:13.26] In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin'
[03:15.76] He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
[03:18.01] Or in the parkin' lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck
[03:21.26] With his windows down and his system up
[03:23.01] So will the real Shady, please stand up
[03:25.01] And put one of those fingers, on each hand up
[03:27.26] And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:29.51] And one more time loud as you can, how does it go?
[03:32.26] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:34.01] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:36.26] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
[03:38.76] Please stand up, please stand up
[03:40.76] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:42.76] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:45.51] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
[03:47.76] Please stand up, please stand up
[03:50.01] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:52.26] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:54.02] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
[03:57.01] Please stand up, please stand up
[03:59.26] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[04:01.76] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[04:04.01] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
[04:06.26] Please stand up, please stand up
[04:08.51] Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
[04:13.26] Fuck it, let's all stand up
