Champagne problems
[00:23.55] You booked the night train for a reason
[00:28.26] So you could sit there in this hurt
[00:34.61] Bustling crowds or silent sleepers
[00:39.32] You're not sure which is worse
[00:44.58] Because I dropped your hand while dancing
[00:52.30] Left you out there standing
[00:55.03] Crestfallen on the landing
[00:55.56] Champagne problems
[00:57.05] Your mom's ring in your pocket
[00:59.03] My picture in your wallet
[01:02.03] Your heart was glass, I dropped it
[01:04.55] Champagne problems
[01:19.28] You told your family for a reason
[01:24.07] You couldn't keep it in
[01:30.02] Your sister splashed out on the bottle
[01:34.57] Now no one's celebrating
[01:41.12] Dom Pérignon, you brought it
[01:43.58] No crowd of friends applauded
[01:46.31] Your hometown skeptics called it
[01:49.06] Champagne problems
[01:51.83] You had a speech, you're speechless
[01:54.81] Love slipped beyond your reaches
[01:57.51] And I couldn't give a reason
[02:00.35] Champagne problems
[02:25.80] Your Midas touch on the Chevy door
[02:28.79] November flush and your flannel cure
[02:31.55] "This dorm was once a madhouse"
[02:33.31] I made a joke, "Well, it's made for me"
[02:37.06] How evergreen, our group of friends
[02:39.56] Don't think we'll say that word again
[02:42.54] And soon they'll have the nerve to deck the halls
[02:46.09] That we once walked through
[02:47.55] One for the money, two for the show
[02:49.05] I never was ready, so I watch you go
[02:53.08] Sometimes you just don't know the answer
[02:56.08] 'Til someone's on their knees and asks you
[02:58.32] "She would've made such a lovely bride
[03:01.33] What a shame she's fucked in her head, " they said
[03:04.58] But you'll find the real thing instead
[03:07.03] She'll patch up your tapestry that I shred
[03:10.54] And hold your hand while dancing
[03:13.54] Never leave you standing
[03:16.04] Crestfallen on the landing
[03:19.06] With champagne problems
[03:22.05] Your mom's ring in your pocket
[03:24.33] Her picture in your wallet
[03:26.80] You won't remember all my
[03:29.84] Champagne problems
[03:38.56] You won't remember all my
[03:40.79] Champagne problems
