Assault & Batteries
[00:01.15] Breaking news alert
[00:02.65] A deadly shootout at a local toy store
[00:04.41] Has left one police officer wounded and a wanted serial killer dead
[00:08.65] We're back, our next guest claims her son's doll is possessed
[00:13.15] By the spirit of a dead mass murderer...
[00:15.15] I'll be watching over you and every move you make
[00:19.16] I may be made of plastic, but I'm wide awake
[00:22.90] I'll be right by your side until the day you die
[00:27.15] Your friend until the end, I'm your Good Guy
[00:31.65] Hey, Andy!
[00:33.40] It's time to play, motherfucker!
[00:36.41] Through a child's eye, you'll find it's hard to refuse
[00:39.65] A friendly freckled face (oh, honey, isn't he cute?)
[00:42.41] But little do they know, little do they see
[00:45.15] (That play time is over!)
[00:46.90] It's a killing spree, bitch
[00:50.90] Na-na-na boo-boo, he's gonna get you
[00:53.90] E-V-I-L
[00:55.40] D-O-L-L
[00:57.15] Na-na-na boo-boo, violence and voodoo
[01:01.15] You won't ever grow up
[01:02.65] You won't make it past six
[01:04.15] 'Cause this two-foot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
[01:07.15] You won't ever grow up
[01:08.65] He'll toy with you 'til you die
[01:10.41] To prove that evil comes in every size
[01:16.90] One child holds the truth, but he's labeled a liar
[01:20.15] (One doll dismembered them all!)
[01:21.65] (With no assembly required)
[01:23.15] They won't know what to say
[01:24.90] They won't know what to do
[01:26.15] ('Cause the carnage continues at a store near you!)
[01:31.65] Na-na-na boo-boo, he's gonna get you
[01:34.65] E-V-I-L
[01:36.16] D-O-L-L
[01:37.90] Na-na-na boo-boo, violence and voodoo
[01:40.65] You won't ever grow up
[01:42.40] You won't make it past six
[01:44.15] 'Cause this two-foot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
[01:47.15] You won't ever grow up
[01:48.65] He'll toy with you 'til you die
[01:50.66] To prove that evil comes in every size (na-na-na-na-na-na-na)
[01:54.15] And once he's planted his seed
[01:57.41] You'll know your life's been uprooted
[02:00.15] 'Cause safety's not guaranteed
[02:03.65] (Assault and batteries included)
[02:06.15] Stitched back together, it seems
[02:09.15] By the evil bride of his dreams
[02:11.90] (Heaven help you) if you hear him scream
[02:15.40] Ade Due Damballa
[02:17.91] (Attention shoppers, one soul left in stock)
[02:20.65] Ade Due Damballa
[02:23.40] (A new kid on the chopping block)
[02:27.90] Yeah
[02:49.90] You won't ever grow up
[02:51.90] You won't make it past six
[02:53.40] 'Cause this two-foot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
[02:56.65] You won't ever grow up
[02:58.15] He'll toy with you 'til you die
[02:59.90] To prove that evil comes in every size (na-na-na-na-na-na-na)
[03:02.40] You won't ever grow up
[03:04.15] You won't make it past six
[03:05.66] 'Cause this two-foot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
[03:09.15] You won't ever grow up
[03:10.40] He'll toy with you 'til you die
[03:12.40] To prove that evil comes (evil comes)
[03:16.40] Evil comes
[03:19.66] In every size
[03:23.40] Na-na-na boo-boo, fuck you!
