Ironic

[00:12.45] An old man turned 98

[00:19.62] He won the lottery and died the next day

[00:25.77] It's a black fly in your Chardonnay

[00:31.41] It's a death row pardon two minutes too late

[00:36.77] And isn't it ironic, don't you think?

[00:41.66] It's like rain on your wedding day

[00:47.79] It's a free ride when you've already paid

[00:53.70] It's the good advice that you just didn't take

[00:59.62] And who would've thought, it figures

[01:05.50] Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly

[01:10.64] He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye

[01:16.02] He waited his whole damn life to take that flight

[01:22.67] And as the plane crashed down, he thought

[01:25.50] "Well, isn't this nice?"

[01:27.59] And isn't it ironic, don't you think?

[01:32.75] It's like rain on your wedding day

[01:38.89] It's a free ride when you've already paid

[01:44.30] It's the good advice that you just didn't take

[01:50.48] And who would've thought, it figures

[01:56.17] Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

[02:00.34] When you think everything's okay and everything's going right

[02:07.56] And life has a funny way of helping you out

[02:11.42] When you think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up

[02:15.25] In your face

[02:19.62] A traffic jam when you're already late

[02:24.76] A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break

[02:29.61] It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

[02:35.78] It's meeting the man of my dreams

[02:39.90] And then meeting his beautiful wife

[02:44.04] And isn't it ironic, don't you think?

[02:47.89] A little too ironic

[02:51.49] And, yeah, I really do think

[02:53.80] It's like rain on your wedding day

[02:59.21] It's a free ride when you've already paid

[03:04.36] It's the good advice that you just didn't take

[03:10.79] And who would've thought, it figures

[03:16.97] And, yeah, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

[03:28.51] Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out

[03:34.91] Helping you out