d12 - my band (sped up)
[00:03.11] don't know dude
[00:04.62] I think everyone's all jealous and shit 'cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude
[00:08.63] And I think everyone's got a fuckin' problem with me dude
[00:11.40] And they need to take it up with me after the show
[00:13.66] Because
[00:14.67] These chicks don't even know the name of my band
[00:17.96] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[00:21.22] 'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
[00:24.52] All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[00:27.76] So I get off stage right and drop the mic
[00:29.57] Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
[00:31.58] "Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady.
[00:33.09] I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"
[00:35.09] They're all like "Oh my God it's him"
[00:36.64] "Becky oh my fuckin' God it's Eminem"
[00:38.65] "I swear to fuckin' God dude you fuckin' rock"
[00:40.17] "Please Marshall please let me suck your cock"
[00:41.92] And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
[00:43.44] Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
[00:45.21] All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
[00:46.97] Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
[00:48.48] So like every single night they pick a fight with me
[00:50.27] But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
[00:51.78] Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
[00:53.77] Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
[00:55.54] Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
[00:57.06] Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
[00:58.84] This rock star shit, it's the life for me
[01:00.60] And all the other guys just despise me because
[01:02.87] These chicks don't even know the name of my band
[01:05.65] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[01:09.68] 'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
[01:12.71] All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[01:16.24] My band
[01:16.76] My band
[01:17.52] My band
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[01:19.27] My band
[01:20.03] My band
[01:21.04] Roxanne
[01:22.55] My band
[01:22.78] My band
[01:30.61] You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
[01:31.87] Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protools
[01:33.64] Smash these vocals and do a performance
[01:35.15] But we in the van and he in a tour bus
[01:36.66] You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
[01:38.41] And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
[01:40.42] What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
[01:41.67] 'Cause my shit is lookin' smaller than a decimal
[01:43.45] See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
[01:45.47] All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
[01:46.96] So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
[01:48.73] Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
[01:50.23] Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
[01:52.24] Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
[01:53.78] Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
[01:55.80] No I had an interview not you two
[01:57.31] You gonna be late for soundcheck
[01:58.58] Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
[01:59.58] But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
[02:00.84] You know what man I'ma say somethin
[02:02.63] Hey yo Em
[02:03.39] You got somethin' to say?!
[02:03.89] Man no
[02:04.92] I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
[02:05.93] Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
[02:07.68] And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
[02:09.44] When I was bout to talk right after you
[02:10.96] I swear, I swear man
[02:11.98] These chicks don't even know the name of my band
[02:14.25] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[02:18.05] 'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
[02:21.06] All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[02:24.59] They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
[02:26.35] Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
[02:27.87] I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
[02:30.15] I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
[02:31.38] Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
[02:33.17] Every time I hear (Hey dude I love your band)
[02:34.95] We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
[02:36.98] So why he get 90 and we only get ten percent
[02:38.49] And these guys they can find every area code
[02:40.06] Bitch carry your own
[02:41.82] Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
[02:43.57] (Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
[02:45.60] Goddammit I'm sick of this group
[02:47.12] Time for me to go solo and make some loot
[02:48.85] I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
[02:50.41] Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
[02:52.15] Lose Yourself video I was in the back
[02:53.96] Superman video I was in the back
[02:55.73] Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
[02:57.48] Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
[02:59.24] Like who's D12, how we get started
[03:00.77] (What about Eminem?)
[03:01.80] Bitch are you retarded?
[03:02.81] Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
[03:04.57] Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)
[03:06.33] 50 told me to do situps to get buff
[03:07.62] I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
[03:09.64] Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
[03:11.17] I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
[03:12.94] Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
[03:19.23] And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name
[03:27.03] These chicks don't even know the name of my band(ha ha)
[03:30.06] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands(Fuck Marshall)
[03:33.56] Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man
[03:36.58] All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[03:40.65] My band
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[03:49.99] The hottest boy band in the world
[03:52.26] D12!
[03:54.27] I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their
[03:57.05] Underpants
[03:57.80] And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
[03:59.07] Makes all the pretty girl's wan to dance
[04:00.81] My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa
[04:05.87] My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
[04:08.40] Makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
[04:09.91] And take off their underpants
[04:11.16] My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
[04:13.71] And take off their underpants, my salsa
[04:16.23] (Where'd everybody go?)
