Alucard Vs Dio Rap Battle
[00:13.76] Blood on my drip, Dio's about to go down with the ship
[00:16.26] I got the metal, but you be forgetting your bars like Araki forgetting his script
[00:19.76] Look at this bitch, I be like Anderson, how if you cross me you won't last long
[00:23.51] Now your heart's gone, be like Jim Carrey 'cause you can't do shit with no Mask on
[00:27.01] Step into my shadow, then a bitch get shot, give you more holes than there's holes in your plot
[00:30.51] I be the king of this shit and I cut you to more parts than your show's got
[00:33.76] Beat by a kid, now you're known for failing, think he got drip with a coat so basic
[00:37.26] Just like your father you end up with nothing, now you and your dad have both been wasted
[00:40.76] I can not be killed, you died twice
[00:42.52] I've seen stronger vamps in twilight
[00:44.26] Send you clips, no need for highlights
[00:45.76] 'Cause I pull the twins, that's two like eins zwei
[00:47.51] Dropped more goons than you on driveby
[00:49.26] You're all talk and smoke like dry ice
[00:51.01] Off the top, these bars from my mind
[00:52.76] Whilst you stop time to think and write lines
[00:54.52] I'm a bastard, orphan, son of an embarrassment
[00:57.76] But that's a better backstory than ripping off old Bram again
[01:01.26] I feel no remorse for killing dad or any of my kin
[01:04.76] You just had to whine and cry for Alexander Anderson
[01:08.26] Ask Integra, sir, may I hit him? Can't even attack without her permission
[01:11.76] I've no masters, I've got no prison, I move faster, time does my bidding
[01:15.01] Huh, you're not even British, I'll cut this Immigrant's Song short
[01:19.01] They think I led in the zeppelins, way that I'm letting these bombs drop
[01:22.01] Oh, the humanity, your Christianity's keeping you bogged down
[01:25.51] Just ask the Vatican about my name 'cause they're calling me god now
[01:29.01] I have the world at my feet, if you come try to Stand you get stomped out
[01:32.01] Bring Baskerville and jackal still I'm used to putting dogs down
[01:35.76] You're not a god, you just lack faith, Muda Muda, how you're just like your catchphrase
[01:38.76] I can believe it, your rapping is actually more insufferable than your fan base
[01:42.26] I know what's at stake, I got a silver bullet, watch 'em catching more strays than a shotgun
[01:45.51] You are the one quoting Hamilton, so you should know that we immigrants, we get the job done
[01:49.01] Turn a battle to a grave site
[01:50.76] I'mma wipe out your line like a hate crime
[01:52.51] Known to take lives
[01:53.51] But Dio be talking big, I leave him burnt like he stepped in the daylight
[01:56.26] How a man and his name oxymorons?
[01:58.01] Only kiss you could get was a forced one
[01:59.76] They gon' worship the ground that I walk on
[02:01.26] Alucard, they hear the name and the war's won
[02:03.01] Oh, you're approaching me? What's your plan, boy?
[02:06.26] Your show isn't even that popular, the Abridged version was the fans' choice
[02:09.76] I have a legacy, I had a family, you were resigned to a black void
[02:13.26] Are you dead or alive? You nearly died to the blood of Schrödinger's Catboy
[02:16.76] Damn, Vlad, I'm like Saint George, this Wallachian Dragon I'll slay
[02:19.76] Be like bang bang, but it takes more than a bullet to keep me at bay
[02:23.26] You and Integra can both retire, you've lived to a ripe old age
[02:26.76] Now bring me a real vampire, you've got it backwards like your name
[02:31.26] Did somebody say real vampire? Hahaha!
[02:37.26] The classics never die, up in my castle levels high
[02:40.27] While a dupe of me faced a Lucha Libre, bickering, squabbling, peasant-like
[02:44.01] No authenticity, counterfeit hacks, it's faith in your sources, in thou which you lack
[02:47.51] But I'll give your flowers on vampiric prowess, sucked all the life from out of this track
[02:51.01] Walter got sick of cleaning your bat-shit ways
[02:52.76] You can not get the staff these days
[02:54.01] You say you're a hellish fella
[02:55.26] But you're not from the depths of the Nether just cause you get kept in the cellar
[02:57.76] And look at this Gaudy fashion, no decorum or class, an atrocious view
[03:01.02] It's like you run through a pawnshop soaked in glue, why would anyone be approaching you?
[03:04.77] The thane of Transylvania, the true bloodline veins inside me
[03:08.01] So I'll take this title kindly, got a problem? You can bite me
