dumb ways to die

[00:03.40] Set fire to your hair

[00:07.15] Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

[00:10.65] Eat medicine that's out of date

[00:14.90] Use your private parts as piranha bait

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[00:35.41] Get your toast out with a fork

[00:38.90] Do your own electrical work

[00:42.90] Teach yourself how to fly

[00:46.40] Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie

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[01:05.40] Invite a psycho-killer inside

[01:09.15] Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride

[01:12.90] Take your helmet off in outer space

[01:16.65] Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

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[01:35.15] Keep a rattlesnake as a pet

[01:38.90] Sell both your kidneys on the Internet

[01:42.91] Eat a tube of superglue

[01:48.65] "I wonder, what's this red button do?"

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[02:08.40] Dress up like a moose during hunting season

[02:14.65] Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

[02:20.90] Stand on the edge of a train station platform

[02:24.65] Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing

[02:28.40] Run across the tracks between the platforms

[02:32.15] They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

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