The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
[00:09.03] Old Godzilla was hopping around
[00:11.03] Tokyo city like a big playground
[00:13.03] When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
[00:15.28] And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
[00:17.29] Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
[00:19.53] But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
[00:21.53] Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
[00:23.53] When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
[00:25.78] And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
[00:27.78] Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
[00:30.04] But before it could make it back to the Batcave
[00:32.03] Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
[00:34.29] And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
[00:36.28] Blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
[00:38.28] But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
[00:40.54] Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
[00:42.78] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[00:47.28] Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
[00:51.28] And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
[00:55.53] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[01:07.78] Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
[01:10.03] Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
[01:12.04] And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
[01:14.03] But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
[01:16.03] And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
[01:18.29] When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
[01:20.28] But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
[01:22.29] Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
[01:24.78] Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
[01:26.78] And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
[01:29.03] 'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
[01:31.29] And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
[01:33.28] Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
[01:35.28] While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
[01:37.03] Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air
[01:39.28] Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare
[01:41.77] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[01:46.03] Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
[01:50.28] And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
[01:54.53] This is the ultimate showdown
[01:58.78] Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
[02:02.78] Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
[02:06.54] Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
[02:11.04] Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
[02:15.29] Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
[02:19.29] As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
[02:23.54] But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
[02:27.54] And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
[02:32.04] Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
[02:34.29] And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
[02:36.29] And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie
[02:38.29] And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi The Genie
[02:40.79] Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
[02:42.79] Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
[02:44.79] Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
[02:46.79] Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
[02:48.79] All came out of nowhere lightning fast
[02:51.04] And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
[02:53.04] It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
[02:55.04] With civilians looking on in total awe
[02:57.29] The fight raged on for a century
[02:59.54] Many lives were claimed but eventually
[03:01.54] The champion stood, the rest saw their better
[03:03.54] Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater
[03:06.04] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[03:10.29] Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
[03:14.54] And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
[03:18.54] This is the ultimate showdown (This is the ultimate showdown)
[03:23.04] This is the ultimate showdown (This is the ultimate showdown)
[03:27.29] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
