The Bidding

[00:23.18] I've been sleeping in a cardboard box

[00:25.17] Spending every dollar at the liquor shop

[00:27.92] And even though I know I haven't got a lot

[00:30.67] I'll try to give you love until the day you drop

[00:43.68] I've been training like a Pavlov dog

[00:45.94] Let my independence out to take a hike

[00:48.68] All you got to do is activate my bell

[00:51.70] And I'll fetch you anything you like

[00:54.19] Going once, going twice

[00:56.94] Every man here has a price

[00:59.69] Over where? Over there, sold

[01:02.70] To not a single lady in here

[01:05.95] I've been in like a thousand times

[01:07.94] Dated every woman in the atmosphere

[01:11.20] I've been to every continent

[01:13.20] Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere

[01:15.68] And if I'm not the type of guy you like to circumvent

[01:18.42] Just remember not to love me when I disa-

[01:20.95] I graduated at the top

[01:22.72] I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie

[01:25.70] So if you have a fantasy of being a queen

[01:28.46] Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me

[01:31.21] Going once, going twice

[01:33.70] Won't these gentlemen suffice

[01:36.45] Any here? Any there?

[01:39.46] Any motions anywhere?

[01:41.96] Going twice going thrice

[01:44.71] Guess this means we'll go four times a lady

[01:48.22] I promise I'll be all you'll need, ever need

[01:53.46] You'll never have to shop around (don't shop around)

[01:59.22] And I'll give you all you'll ever need, ever need

[02:04.22] Don't worry I will never let you down, let you down

[02:09.47] Don't worry I will never let you down

[02:18.22] So many ladies are wanting for mates

[02:20.70] And the prospects are good but the date's never great

[02:23.21] Over here over there over where? Anywhere

[02:25.96] They're too busy with winning the bidding to care

[02:28.71] And he's sold