Your New Boyfriend
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[00:23.73] Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
[00:25.86] When I was a kid on VoIP
[00:28.09] I thought when I get older
[00:30.63] I'd marry her, I told her
[00:32.89] Now I'm twenty-six and I work in an office
[00:35.18] Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
[00:37.71] If I could change a single thing
[00:39.96] I'd make it me and not him
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[00:46.05] But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
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[00:50.87] I've got the key and he's just a doormat
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[00:55.39] And even though he's got social skills
[00:57.52] That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
[01:00.00] Anyway, make the most of him
[01:02.30] 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
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[01:07.09] Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
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[01:11.37] (Woo)
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[01:30.52] Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
[01:32.78] The one who took you away from me
[01:34.83] You hit it off instantly
[01:37.25] I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
[01:39.67] I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
[01:41.78] Push against his fashion sense
[01:44.30] I've thought about what he looks like nude
[01:46.59] I'm not gay, though
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[01:50.87] 'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
[01:55.39] Oh, she's living the dream
[01:57.66] From back when we were seventeen
[02:00.14] She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
[02:04.48] Oh, she's living the dream
[02:06.77] From back when we were seventeen
[02:09.71] How on earth could I be saved?
[02:11.84] When I'm one click away from insane
[02:14.78] I just think that I deserve
[02:16.55] A little bit of what I earned
[02:19.06] I'm not gonna make another scene
[02:21.06] The one I made when I was twenty-three
[02:23.13] Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
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[02:31.79] But he's in your bed and I'm in your Twitch chat
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[02:36.89] I've got the key and he's just a doormat
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[02:41.71] 'Cause even though he's got social skills
[02:43.73] That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
[02:46.27] Anyway, make the most of him
[02:48.31] 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
[02:53.08] Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
[03:05.56] I think about you every day (every day)
[03:09.60] So how on earth can I be saved? (can I be saved?)
[03:14.21] I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
[03:18.76] Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (he's really fine as hell)
[03:23.31] 'Cause you're beauty
[03:25.09] And you're grace (and you're grace)
[03:27.85] Your telephone calls are my favorite place
[03:32.37] And I want you to notice me
[03:36.90] With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo)
[03:41.97] Want you to care
[03:45.99] Want to smell your hair
