My Bro Cancervive Cancer

[00:23.68] I gotta spend the day at the record store

[00:25.96] 'Cause it's the only place I can go to ignore

[00:27.99] What I got

[00:30.16] And listen to some punk rock

[00:33.35] I don't have the cash for chemotherapy

[00:35.56] But I got enough for the HOFX Color EP

[00:40.14] Oh, yeah

[00:42.46] I know one day I'll meet Fatty and we're gonna be bros

[00:44.12] If I show up to enough Fat Wreck Chords shows

[00:47.58] And I'll tell him that I'm dying

[00:49.82] And I'm desperately trying

[00:52.10] To see a dominatrix with reasonable rates

[00:54.70] Should I fly to sanctuary

[00:56.08] Or just drive through the gates in East Oakland?

[00:59.64] I said, "that's kind of a random thing to say, ya hey"

[01:03.98] He said, "I'm Brad, I don't have very long

[01:06.78] There's something very wrong

[01:07.93] So I thought that you could maybe

[01:09.38] Write a song about me"

[01:11.34] I said, "seriously?"

[01:13.91] "I'm uninsured and it's unstoppable

[01:16.19] The doctor told me it's inoperable

[01:18.36] 'Cause my Go Fund Me page only raised fifty bucks"

[01:23.19] Oh no

[01:25.42] I think I gotta go

[01:38.12] He told me the cancer was in his brain

[01:40.15] So I invite him over to do some cocaine

[01:43.00] With me 'cause he never tried drugs before

[01:47.60] I offered him a line and he said he's not sure

[01:49.85] I said, "didn't you just tell me that there isn't a cure?

[01:54.48] So why not try

[01:57.05] Some ecstasy and coke

[01:58.97] If you're gonna croak

[02:01.82] Some DMT and K

[02:03.81] Will make you feel okay

[02:06.12] Just for one night

[02:07.49] You might feel like everything is gonna be alright"

[02:13.98] Then he texted me every day

[02:16.47] Until I finally said, "okay

[02:18.79] I'll write a song about you being sick

[02:20.81] But like your life, it's gonna end too quick"