Norbert Leo Butz,Sherie Rene Scott - A Miracle Would Happen ／ When You Come Home To Me
[00:16.23] JAMIE
[00:16.49] Everyone tells you that the minute you get married
[00:19.23] Every other woman in the world
[00:20.75] Suddenly finds you attractive
[00:22.75] Well, that's not true
[00:24.25] It only affects the kind of women
[00:25.75] You always wanted to sleep with
[00:27.51] But they wouldn't give you the time of day before
[00:30.01] And now they're banging down your door
[00:33.26] And falling to their knees
[00:34.26] At least that's what it feels like because you
[00:36.02] Can
[00:36.26] Not
[00:36.78] Touch
[00:37.02] Them
[00:39.02] In fact, you can't even look at them
[00:40.02] Close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes
[00:43.03] Except you're sitting there
[00:44.28] Eating your corned beef sandwich
[00:45.78] And all of a sudden, this pair of breasts walks by
[00:47.04] And smiles at you
[00:48.54] And you're like "That's not fair!"
[00:50.80] And in a perfect world
[00:53.30] A miracle would happen
[00:55.30] And every other girl would fly away
[00:58.56] And it'd be me and Cathy
[01:00.82] And nothing else would matter
[01:02.57] But it's fine, it's fine, it's fine
[01:05.32] I mean, I'm happy
[01:06.83] And I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
[01:09.33] It's not a problem
[01:10.08] It's just a challenge
[01:11.34] It's a challenge to resist
[01:13.34] Temptation
[01:23.11] And I have to say that
[01:24.35] What exacerbates the problem
[01:26.11] Is I'm at these parties
[01:27.11] I'm the center of attention
[01:28.61] I'm the grand fromage
[01:29.87] And here she comes:
[01:30.87] "Let's get a cup of coffee
[01:32.87] Will you look at my manuscript?"
[01:34.37] And I'm showing her my left hand
[01:36.13] I'm gesticulating with my left hand
[01:37.88] And then WHOOMP! There's Cathy!
[01:39.88] 'Cause she knows
[01:40.88] (They always know)
[01:41.88] And there's that really awkward moment
[01:43.64] Where I try to show I wasn't encouraging this
[01:46.40] (Though of course I sort of was)
[01:47.90] And I don't want to look whipped in front of this woman
[01:49.65] Which is dumb - I shouldn't care what she thinks
[01:51.91] Since I can't fuck her anyway!
[01:53.65] And in a perfect world
[01:55.91] A miracle would happen
[01:58.17] And every girl would look like Mister Ed
[02:01.42] And it'd be me and Cathy
[02:03.67] And nothing else would matter
[02:05.43] But it's fine, it's fine, it's fine
[02:08.18] You know I love her
[02:09.43] And it's fine, it's fine, it's fine
[02:11.69] It's what I wanted
[02:13.19] And I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine!
[02:15.69] It's not a problem
[02:16.95] It's just a challenge
[02:17.95] It's a challenge to resist
[02:19.20] Temptation
[02:27.46] CATHERINE
[02:29.47] When you come home to me
[02:37.23] I'll wear a sweeter smile
[02:40.99] And hope that, for a while, you'll stay
[02:46.99] When you come home to me
[02:51.51] Your hand will touch my face
[02:55.77] And banish any trace of gray
[03:02.52] Soon, a love will rise anew
[03:07.28] Even greater than the joy I felt
[03:12.04] Just missing you
[03:17.06] And once again, I'll be
[03:22.56] So proud to call you "mine"
[03:30.08] When you finally come home
[03:38.59] To me
[03:40.10] JAMIE
[03:40.60] I'll be there soon, Cathy
[03:44.11] I'll finish up this chapter and be out the door
[03:47.12] I swear I'll be there soon, Cathy
[03:51.38] Don't give up on me yet
[03:54.63] I am so proud of you, baby
[03:58.64] You're doing what you never got to do before
[04:01.90] And I will be there, ripe and crawling
[04:05.65] If fucking Random House stops calling
[04:09.41] Don't lose faith
[04:11.41] Don't get down
[04:13.17] Don't despair
[04:19.93] I'll be there
[04:28.19] And in a perfect world
[04:32.21] A miracle would happen
[04:35.45] And that day would finally be here
[04:43.22] And it'd be me and you
[04:45.47] Riding it together
[04:46.98] And the things we do
[04:49.23] Goin' like we planned
[04:50.74] We're gonna make it through
[04:52.74] And nothing else will matter
[04:54.49] We'll be fine, we're fine
[04:56.24] We're fine, we're fine, we're fine
[05:07.25] I'll be there soon, Cathy...
[05:11.77] I swear I will
