The First Step

[00:18.57] You could say I'm plastered

[00:20.83] 'Cause I hit the wall

[00:23.58] I lost count after 21

[00:26.34] In the college crawl

[00:29.08] Well, I been a boozin' bastard

[00:31.10] They're callin' me Edward Forty-hands, I can't touch anyone

[00:34.61] With an enemy like me, who would need a friend?

[00:37.60] Nevermind, I'm drunk

[00:39.84] Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started

[00:42.34] For an EKG for the broken hearted

[00:45.86] I try to see the glass as half full

[00:48.61] But I'd probably just drink that too

[00:53.60] Glass half full

[00:54.60] I'd probably just drink that too

[01:00.86] Well, I'm the reason they call it an "Irish Goodbye"

[01:04.09] And I hope I don't choke on my vomit tonight

[01:06.84] Well, I bet that the bottle of brandy's so bitter'd

[01:08.61] Be better than bitin' the bullet and betterin' myself

[01:10.35] Sorry if I slur

[01:12.35] Take my anxiety and my sobriety

[01:14.61] I'll kill two birds with one stoner

[01:18.10] So if you see me please, take my keys

[01:20.61] I don't wanna be an organ donor

[01:23.37] Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started

[01:26.11] For an EKG for the broken hearted

[01:29.35] I try to see the glass as half full

[01:32.36] But I'd probably just drink that too

[01:37.11] Glass half full

[01:38.10] I'd probably just drink that too

[01:46.33] Well, I'm going down and I'm taking you with me

[01:51.59] I'm bringing the water to the horse

[01:57.11] So bring me the hair of the dog that bit me

[02:02.86] So I can clone it and have a little more, haha

[02:29.61] Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started

[02:32.35] For an EKG for the broken hearted

[02:35.86] I try to see the glass as half full

[02:38.85] Even when I'm empty, half full

[02:41.86] I try to see the glass as half full

[02:44.61] But I'd probably just...

[02:49.85] Glass half full

[02:50.60] I'd probably just drink that too

[02:55.35] I'd probably just drink that too